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Old 12-29-2014, 02:11 PM   #1
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Which would you rather fight

One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Old 12-29-2014, 02:36 PM   #2
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100 little horses.

What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so.

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Old 12-29-2014, 02:43 PM   #3
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Sounds like a trick question...

...is there a tree, or, perhaps, a treadmill, involved?
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Old 12-29-2014, 02:55 PM   #4
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Plus, how cute would that be?

You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich!
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Old 12-29-2014, 02:40 PM   #5
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HorseDucken?
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:10 PM   #6
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its a SHARK i tellz ya !!!
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:31 PM   #7
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:53 PM   #8
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:22 PM   #9
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can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon?
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:28 PM   #10
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Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to.

Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs...
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:34 PM   #11
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Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?

QUACK!!
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:28 PM   #12
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Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?

QUACK!!
It would be like a concussion grenade going off. It would stun you, then the duck would eat you.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:52 PM   #13
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One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
So, that's two gigantic webbed feet to tread on you or 400 small hooves to kick you.

This may need some more thought.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:54 PM   #14
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I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:01 PM   #15
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I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?
Whatever, send me the bill.
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