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Old 12-16-2007, 01:54 AM   #91
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When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:03 AM   #92
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It's referring to which way your hand is turning.
Doesn't that have the same problem?

I get around it by the rule that it's the way the top of the nut/screw/lid is moving, that you go by.

My rule was: Clockwise to screw, ANTI-clockwise to ANTI-screw.
(Ok COUNTER-clockwise to COUNTER-screw for you Americans.)
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:35 PM   #93
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Doesn't that have the same problem?
No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:18 PM   #94
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No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.

Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:17 AM   #95
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When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:11 PM   #96
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Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.
Ok. That one was too easy...too...?logical? I guess. :p

Try this one: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:29 PM   #97
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How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

You get an alert from the print manager to change the invisible cart.
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Old 12-17-2007, 05:13 PM   #98
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How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
No more juice can be wrung from the lemon.
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:51 PM   #99
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:58 PM   #100
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two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.

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Old 12-17-2007, 07:01 PM   #101
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:02 PM   #102
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:03 PM   #103
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If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:55 PM   #104
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