My landlord has died...

1Sunshine · 05-01-2011, 05:13 PM

His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...

monster · 05-01-2011, 06:09 PM

Where do you live?

1Sunshine · 05-01-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Where do you live?

I prefer not to discuss such intimate details. I am a bit shy. It's just my general nature I guess. And from reading some of the posts on here, there does seem to be some fighting and nastyness going on.
So I guess we'll just see how it goes from here. Thanks for your reply, but you could have offered condolences...

Rhianne · 05-01-2011, 06:33 PM

Queens?

1Sunshine · 05-01-2011, 06:44 PM

So the funeral is going to be tomorrow. I am somewhat nervous. I usually do not go to funerals for any reason. I get physically ill. When my grandpa and grandma died, I keep leaving the 'wake' because I could not stand the smell of the funeral parlar, nor seeing them in caskets. I don't want to be rude. But I don't want to go either. And now...who do I give my rent mone too? I guess his wife?

DanaC · 05-01-2011, 07:11 PM

I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

1Sunshine · 05-01-2011, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

Yet again, I am met with another rude response. What is wrong with some of you?

Getgo · 05-01-2011, 08:25 PM

George is an idiot.

asidebet · 05-01-2011, 08:29 PM

If you can come out, I can too.

Nirvana · 05-01-2011, 08:35 PM

Invasion of the Sock Puppets!

monster · 05-01-2011, 08:44 PM

Please don't come out in my sock puppet, that's rude. And sticky.

jimhelm · 05-02-2011, 12:17 AM

http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/sho...75&postcount=5

so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pam on CF on may 28th 2010

Thank you for your kind words F***tard. Mr. Landlord was drunk when he came to my door. He was wearing a wife-beater T-shit that was covered in ketchup and mustard stains. He reeked of body odor and alcohol.

I was prepared with my wasp spray. You appear to own a home. You are fortunate. I am not. I can't sleep. This man is the devil.

Did you know that his bathroom is right above my tiny apt.?? Everytime he takes a piss, I have to hear it. Half the time he misses, and the urine comes through my ceiling. It is no way to live...

I have been a good and quiet tennant, and have never caused problems. I'm simply lost as to know what to do...and I don't want my parents to get upset. I am already a dissapointment to my entire family...

Your 'friend'
Pam.

ZenGum · 05-02-2011, 12:26 AM

Wait, your landlord was Osama goddam Bin fucking Laden??? Why didn't you say so??? There was $50,000,000 on him, for god's sake!

Glinda · 05-02-2011, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1Sunshine

His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...

What exactly did you feed this guy?!?

Happy Monkey · 05-02-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/sho...75&postcount=5

so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.

I think she mentioned the seashell thing before, too; whether here or on another post from somewhere else that someone reposted here.

05-01-2011, 05:13 PM	#1
1Sunshine Banned Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 8	My landlord has died... His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.) Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him. Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...

05-01-2011, 06:09 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Where do you live? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2011, 08:35 PM	#10
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Invasion of the Sock Puppets! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-01-2011, 08:44 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Please don't come out in my sock puppet, that's rude. And sticky. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2011, 12:26 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Wait, your landlord was Osama goddam Bin fucking Laden??? Why didn't you say so??? There was $50,000,000 on him, for god's sake! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-01-2011, 06:33 PM	#4
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Queens?

05-01-2011, 06:44 PM	#5
1Sunshine Banned Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 8	So the funeral is going to be tomorrow. I am somewhat nervous. I usually do not go to funerals for any reason. I get physically ill. When my grandpa and grandma died, I keep leaving the 'wake' because I could not stand the smell of the funeral parlar, nor seeing them in caskets. I don't want to be rude. But I don't want to go either. And now...who do I give my rent mone too? I guess his wife?

05-01-2011, 08:25 PM	#8
Getgo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 94	George is an idiot.

05-01-2011, 08:29 PM	#9
asidebet SamIWas Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 22	If you can come out, I can too.

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