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Old 09-01-2016, 10:24 PM   #5491
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Knock knock









Then you say, who's there?





Then I say, broken pencil.
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Old 09-02-2016, 01:31 AM   #5492
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C'mon, then you say, broken pencil who?
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Old 09-02-2016, 07:33 AM   #5493
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Broken pencil who?
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:26 AM   #5494
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Ah... There's no point....?
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Old 09-02-2016, 10:45 AM   #5495
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Ah... There's no point....?
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Old 09-02-2016, 12:54 PM   #5496
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Your knock-knock jokes suck!

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Old 09-10-2016, 01:53 PM   #5497
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Here ya go tarheel
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Old 09-10-2016, 09:31 PM   #5498
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A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all the girls are taken for the night. All we have left is a big chicken. A big chicken the man says, well if that is all you have. He goes in a big room surrounded by mirrors. Even the ceiling. He takes his clothes off and the big chicken is brought in and they get it on.
He comes back next week and says I want a room with the big chicken. The madam says the big chicken is not here tonight and all the girls are busy. Come to this room and have a drink until a girl is ready. The room is dark and there is a bar with a fellow staring through a glass. The man sits and through the glass is a man in a big room getting it on with 3 women. He says to the other patron that this is pretty good and the guy said, you think this is good. You should have been here last week. There was a guy in there with a big chicken.

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Old 10-03-2016, 10:24 AM   #5499
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Even though I can't see the other jokes as this thread is blank on my screen I shall endeavor to bring y'all a sophisticated joke.

A waiter picked up a bowl of soup for a customer. The customer said hey why do you have your thumb in my bowl of soup? Waiter said, I have arthritis in my thumb and the doctor told me to keep my thumb in a warm moist spot. Customer says why don't you stick it in your a$$. Waiter said Thats where it was before I picked up this bowl of soup.

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Old 10-03-2016, 10:57 AM   #5500
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That blank screen thing happens to me on Tapatalk in this thread too. Swipe the screen sideways to the right, and it will go back a page, swipe it back, and the posts show
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Old 10-03-2016, 04:21 PM   #5501
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Ooh, I'll have to try that one--happens to a handful of other threads, but always this one. The workaround I found was to go back to the thread list, choose "Jump to First Post" instead, then scroll down and choose the "last page" navigation arrow.
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Old 11-04-2016, 09:27 AM   #5502
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Old 11-05-2016, 12:20 PM   #5503
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I laughed.
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Old 11-06-2016, 05:37 AM   #5504
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A man from Texas and a lady from New Jersey were talking in a bar. They discussed the usual things about which state had the most of like roads, parks, bars etc. The lady finally said, how big is your pecker?
Texan said, five inches. Lady was like what? My husband in NJ has five inches. Texan says, wide?

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Old 11-06-2016, 12:07 PM   #5505
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