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Old 05-26-2012, 08:24 AM   #1
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Making Lemonade

Me: Pool day!
Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy
Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn
Facebook pooeypeople: Rain
Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot
Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder
Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all
Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day
Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis!
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Old 05-26-2012, 08:41 AM   #2
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Heat and pollution advisory here.

No lemonade.
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:39 AM   #3
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it's not the heat, it's the humility
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Old 05-26-2012, 12:35 PM   #4
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It's not the heat, it's not the humility, it's the humanity.
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Old 05-26-2012, 01:15 PM   #5
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Me: OMG looks like me volunteering to help on the cake stall tomorrow now equals me running the teas and coffees for 2 hours. With no prep, provisions or idea of whether I'll get any help.

Me: I've worked as a barmaid and a waitress. I've worked in London and on New Years Eve. I can stop a class of 31 children in their tracks and make them listen to me. I can do this.

I wasn't intending to do anything other than help out (and still might not have to) but if I am in sole charge then I'll do it with such aplomb that the PTA clamour for me next year.

So I may have inadvertently filled my pockets with lemons but I am determined I will impress with my lemonade stall.
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Old 05-26-2012, 01:31 PM   #6
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me and pool prez. OK we have to postpone until tomorrow, we are sad and it's a decision we don't want to make....
facebookemailandphonepooeypeople: you stupid, thoughtless bitches....... there's 20 minutes when it might not rain, even though all the furniture is wet and the lot is filled with puddles and the thunder means we can't swim and the lobby is only big enough for 6 people not sixty plus three tables a swimwear shop and four dozen donuts.........
me: here have some lemonade

#totallylacedwitharsenic
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:42 PM   #7
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Me: Poooooooooooolday
fcbk: ::silent likes::
people at pool: Such a great decision to cancel yesterday and go for today...
me & prez : high five and fuck you pooeyfacebook&irlpeople. How's that lemonade?
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