The Cellar Tupperware Party - Page 3

Trilby · 09-30-2008, 07:52 PM

bri tears off her (currently) wet T shirt, gives squirrell nutkin a pat, and then yells at SD, "Steve! Dallas! Enough of your effrontery! This is a Tupperware Party! No nostaglia allowed! On your knees, slave!"

SD, being the kinky nerd he is, gets on his knees.

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 08:25 PM

Shawnee jumps up. "I have just the thing!" she scampers to her tupperware pile, and comes up with......

...a tupperware ballgag!

SteveDallas · 09-30-2008, 08:45 PM

Umm... exsqueeze me.. I didn't actually show up.

footfootfoot · 09-30-2008, 08:48 PM

Squirellnutkin leaps up and tries to hump it. Shawnee screams and flings both of them across the room only to have them land...

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 09:28 PM

... across the street, in the house where the cellar orgy is taking place.

I think we may need to merge these two threads. Either that or we are having a very sexy tupperware party, and a rather tupperwarish orgy. Not that there is anything wrong with either of those.

wolf · 10-01-2008, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

...a tupperware ballgag!

One of my cow orkers is a rep for those kinds of parties.

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 01:33 AM

Their samples might come in handy at your regular job.

"Ohh for #$%'s sake, you are not Jesus, I am not Satan, I've told you a thousand times to shut the #$%& up, here, have this."

Sundae · 10-01-2008, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I think we may need to merge these two threads. Either that or we are having a very sexy tupperware party, and a rather tupperwarish orgy. Not that there is anything wrong with either of those.

Tupperwhore?

Sundae Girl says, "I tried to get down and dirty with Bruce, but suddenly a whole host of delivery people came in to cock block him. So I settled for coming to Shawnee's as I figured no-one would cramp my style here."

With that she tucks into the Domino's Sizzler that she brought across from the orgy. Well, the pizza delivery boy managed a different kind of delivery and left with a smile on his face rather than the money. Waste not want not!

"Hey Shawnee! You got any pizza specific Tupperware?"

Cicero · 10-01-2008, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

... across the street, in the house where the cellar orgy is taking place.

I think we may need to merge these two threads. Either that or we are having a very sexy tupperware party, and a rather tupperwarish orgy. Not that there is anything wrong with either of those.

These two parties must be separated! I brought deviled-canned ham and pigs feet to the tupperware party. Naked people around both of these items, I am sure, is against all gods. And if it is not, it should be. :p

Elspode · 10-01-2008, 08:18 PM

Hey, do you have a storage container large enough to hold two Hitachi Magic Wands for disinfection purposes?

Shawnee123 · 10-02-2008, 11:29 AM

Shawnee looks around at the melee and smiles: they like me, they really like me, then remembers she's not Sally Field.

Then she sneaks over to the orgy, you know, for research purposes, leaving Cicero in charge.

BigV · 10-02-2008, 11:40 AM

Man, this jello is gooood.

Shawnee123 · 10-03-2008, 12:18 PM

I still thnort every time I read "tupperware ballgag."

That's some funny shit!

ZenGum · 10-04-2008, 04:48 AM

Great band name!

Tonight only, Tupperware Ballgag!

Supported by Concrete Codpiece.

09-30-2008, 07:52 PM	#31
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	bri tears off her (currently) wet T shirt, gives squirrell nutkin a pat, and then yells at SD, "Steve! Dallas! Enough of your effrontery! This is a Tupperware Party! No nostaglia allowed! On your knees, slave!" SD, being the kinky nerd he is, gets on his knees. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-30-2008, 08:25 PM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Shawnee jumps up. "I have just the thing!" she scampers to her tupperware pile, and comes up with...... ...a tupperware ballgag! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 08:48 PM	#34
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Squirellnutkin leaps up and tries to hump it. Shawnee screams and flings both of them across the room only to have them land... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-30-2008, 09:28 PM	#35
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... across the street, in the house where the cellar orgy is taking place. I think we may need to merge these two threads. Either that or we are having a very sexy tupperware party, and a rather tupperwarish orgy. Not that there is anything wrong with either of those. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-01-2008, 01:33 AM	#37
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Their samples might come in handy at your regular job. "Ohh for #$%'s sake, you are not Jesus, I am not Satan, I've told you a thousand times to shut the #$%& up, here, have this." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-30-2008, 08:45 PM	#33
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Umm... exsqueeze me.. I didn't actually show up.

10-01-2008, 08:18 PM	#40
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, do you have a storage container large enough to hold two Hitachi Magic Wands for disinfection purposes? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-02-2008, 11:29 AM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee looks around at the melee and smiles: they like me, they really like me, then remembers she's not Sally Field. Then she sneaks over to the orgy, you know, for research purposes, leaving Cicero in charge. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-02-2008, 11:40 AM	#42
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Man, this jello is gooood. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-03-2008, 12:18 PM	#43
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I still thnort every time I read "tupperware ballgag." That's some funny shit! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-04-2008, 04:48 AM	#44
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Great band name! Tonight only, Tupperware Ballgag! Supported by Concrete Codpiece. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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