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Old 07-01-2010, 05:31 PM   #31
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Perhaps we could design a proximity alarm with laser.
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Old 07-01-2010, 06:24 PM   #32
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That is rather clever, Gravdigr! She'd be far more interested in climbing on it than trying to get what's underneath. I will try that next time.
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:18 PM   #33
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I don't think you should be worrying too much about not folding the washing Clod. It's clear that you're very busy all the time, so something has got to give. I doubt I'd bother picking it up after the first time if I were in your shoes, particularly if I knew the child who might be stomping on it was reasonably cleanish.

For the record, I've gotten a lot less fastidious about household chores with Max and the two teenagers (and the multitude of friends that hang around these days). I had to let some things slide or I'd have done myself some real harm due to the personal challenges I was trying to overcome at the time. Anyway, worrying about the washing was the first thing to go. As long as I could get it washed and dried, that was the main thing. Sorting and folding ended up at the end of the list, and if it got knocked onto the floor (as it did often) I just ignored it till I had the time and energy to deal with it.

It's no big deal, and it doesn't make you a slob. Not even a little bit.
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Old 07-01-2010, 08:04 PM   #34
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Some other suggestions:

Leave the clothing on the floor. Put up a sign declaring the room to be a walk-in floordrobe.

Empty the basket. Put the Creature in question under the inverted basket, with a heavy weight on top. This will have many immediate benefits.
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Old 07-01-2010, 09:05 PM   #35
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I have no problem with Zero.
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:42 AM   #36
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I lol'd @ floordrobe! I have one of those!
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:54 AM   #37
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I lol'd @ floordrobe! I have one of those!
Me too.

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Old 07-02-2010, 09:13 AM   #38
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Perhaps we could design a proximity alarm with laser.
Another elegant solution, only where would you keep the sharks that the lasers need to be attached to?
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:14 AM   #39
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Some other suggestions:

Leave the clothing on the floor. Put up a sign declaring the room to be a walk-in floordrobe.

Empty the basket. Put the Creature in question under the inverted basket, with a heavy weight on top. This will have many immediate benefits.
Floordrobe is full of win!
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:15 AM   #40
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Permission to use, please? Is it floordrobe©?
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:17 AM   #41
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:18 AM   #42
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HAHahahaa, I didn't have one of those available for cut and paste.

Is it different?
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:21 AM   #43
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What you really need is one of these:
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:22 AM   #44
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What the eff?
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:24 AM   #45
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never mind copyright or registered, it's just completely effed.

it'd be far more fun than flint's squiggly F
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