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Old 05-05-2006, 04:16 PM   #16
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Mariska Muskrat forgotten for the moment, Marvin started undressing the grooving lovely in his mind
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:57 PM   #17
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far from being ignored, Mariska Muskrat attracted her own bit of attention. . . . "Sho'nuff," a most devious and cunning pimp who was currently experiencing a low inventory of his wimmins. . . and thought ms. mariska had potential.
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:19 PM   #18
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Sho'nuff was mighty impressed with the way Mariska juggled his balls.
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:45 PM   #19
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Sho'nuff quickly realized Mariska's potential, and she was just a manicure away from being one of his star girls...
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:04 PM   #20
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But when she fell down the steps and broke her neck in three places, Sho'nuff was, again, stimied.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:41 PM   #21
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but then Sho'nuff smoked a and looked over at Marvin
and thought " Damn , well at least I can peddele SOME ASS !!!"
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:46 AM   #22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spexxvet
That's Ms. Wolf, to you. You better watch your back.
Yeah, but I said "Woof".
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:11 PM   #23
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But then a magical leprichan suddenly appeared and brought the alien back to life ...but the alien was so deformed from being shot in the head he had to wear this gay mask...
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:08 AM   #24
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And that's when Bruce Springsteen took him like a sheep.
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Old 05-08-2006, 04:51 PM   #25
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...and got the flock out?!?!?
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Old 05-08-2006, 05:38 PM   #26
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then this guy with an extra eye walked in. And then he walked out.
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Old 05-08-2006, 05:48 PM   #27
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...as was foretold.
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:23 AM   #28
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In the small print
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:38 AM   #29
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by a very wise man who . . . .
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:59 AM   #30
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...the previous night, had a big dinner of six cans of .
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