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Old 10-04-2016, 01:06 PM   #61
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There was a young man from South Street
who said, 'My dictate too sweet'
he put Cole Slaw and pepper
on the offending member
And now his cock tastes complete?
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Old 10-04-2016, 02:46 PM   #62
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Thank you. I'd like to change the last line to :
And now his cock tastes like feet.
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Old 10-04-2016, 03:05 PM   #63
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Old 10-04-2016, 04:28 PM   #64
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Old 10-20-2016, 05:26 AM   #65
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Old 10-20-2016, 08:52 AM   #66
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Old 10-20-2016, 09:42 AM   #67
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Thank you. I'd like to change the last line to :
And now his cock tastes like feet.
Tastes like feet's what?
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Old 10-20-2016, 03:01 PM   #68
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