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Old 10-14-2018, 10:45 PM   #1
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Oct 15th, 2018: Chateau Artisan

If youíre looking for a warm place, you know, a place to get away from winter, maybe something like this castle in Homestead, Florida.



8 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, 19,222 sq ft, on 14 acres, in a 5 acre private lake and royal gardens. Grand wrought iron gated entry followed
by mammoth wooden privacy gates, long tree-lined drive, obelisk focal point, Koi pond, covered patio, pool.
The 3-story Chateau has enormous kitchen, impact glass, full-house generator, boat house, BBQ gazebo and sleeping gazebo.



Of course all the neighbors are all farmers as this used to be a tomato field.



They wanted $12.8 million in 2012, then $10.9 million in 2013, but unfortunately for you itís off the market right now.

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Old 10-14-2018, 10:50 PM   #2
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I don't know, I'm really looking for something with a drawbridge.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:04 AM   #3
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It's not even on a bus route.

Hasn't got a lot going for it really.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:56 AM   #4
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Probably high humidity and mosquitoes.
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:20 AM   #5
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Homestead, Florida is 3 feet above sea level.
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Old 10-15-2018, 02:52 PM   #6
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Really cool, until of course one of Florida's sinkholes opens up and drains the pool then eats all or part of the house.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:10 PM   #7
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When the apocalypse comes, moats are going to be all the rage.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:39 PM   #8
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Top selling point:

Zombie resistant.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:39 PM   #9
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That's a mountain in FL.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:50 PM   #10
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It's higher than 50% of the land area of The Netherlands.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:38 PM   #11
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The nosebleed section...
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Old 10-16-2018, 04:00 PM   #12
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I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:00 PM   #13
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No problem newtimer, after the chauffeur drops you at the house he/she will take the car and put it away at the gatehouse.
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:19 PM   #14
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I was a bit surprised to see no boathouse or rowboats.
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The ad says boathouse but I don't know where it is.
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