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Old 08-11-2018, 03:28 PM   #1111
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Useless sign. It ought to have been a sign saying to clean any boats (or anything else that might collect plant matter) thoroughly before taking them to other lakes, so it doesn't get transplanted there as well.
Yes. We have "Rock snot" in the rivers around where I live. The signs are much clearer about what to do and not to do, vis-a-vis, shoes and water craft.
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Old 08-12-2018, 08:21 AM   #1112
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So far she hasn't doubted your existence.

I even told her my handle so she could research the unvarnished me before we started dating. It's been a little longer than a year that we've been going out. I guess what she read didn't scare her off.
She prolly has read some of my edumacated lines of wit and decided we are full of shit.
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Old 08-12-2018, 08:33 AM   #1113
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might want to lock down any boat threads
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Old 08-12-2018, 11:01 AM   #1114
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might want to lock down any boat threads
LMAO!
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:13 PM   #1115
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Quite humorous.
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