Inappropriate Sex Question

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 02:42 PM

Let's say you've got to do the nasty with two members of your own sex (but, not at the same time unless you want it that way)

You can choose anyone in the world, or someone who has died--BUT! for our purposes, said person will be considered as living because necrophilia is just wrong.

No cartoon characters, no characters in books or movies but actual people.

I'd pick Marilyn Monroe and then Jane Mansfield--you know, just for comparison.

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 02:51 PM

Dammit! I totally forgot about Helen of Troy and Cleopatra! (a name, BTW, that I have coveted lo these many years)--but. Too late! I made my picks.

Choose wisely, grasshopper and then snatch the pebble from my hand.*

*been up for 24 hours. I'm nuts 'bout now.

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 03:13 PM

I can't believe you degenerates didn't take the bait... (muses to self, ponders...)

Flint · 10-23-2006, 03:14 PM

Okay: Ibram, twice.

bluecuracao · 10-23-2006, 03:18 PM

Maybe Betty Page...I don't know, can I just pick two really femmy guys??

mrnoodle · 10-23-2006, 03:18 PM

Flint and Ibram

Flint · 10-23-2006, 03:19 PM

Sweet. I'm getting all the dude action.
I'm gonna be the pitcher, btw.

mrnoodle · 10-23-2006, 03:21 PM

screw that. Is it too late to change my answer?

Flint · 10-23-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

screw that.

Oh, I'll "screw that" . . .

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 03:33 PM

We may be up for a few rounds of fuck marry kill

Trilby · 10-23-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

We may be up for a few rounds of fuck marry kill

I am so totally game. UT will you go first? seeing as how you're my father figure and all...

Stormieweather · 10-23-2006, 03:38 PM

Angela (been there, done that, would do it again) and Madonna.

No, you cannot have details.

Spexxvet · 10-23-2006, 04:04 PM

Jesus and Mohammed

SteveDallas · 10-23-2006, 04:08 PM

I was all set to ask whether this was a question about inappropriate sex, or an inappropriate question about sex. But now I see it's both!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormieweather

Angela (been there, done that, would do it again)

Lansbury?

I'll have to think about this one.

Flint · 10-23-2006, 04:09 PM

Murder, she scrote.

10-23-2006, 02:42 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Inappropriate Sex Question Let's say you've got to do the nasty with two members of your own sex (but, not at the same time unless you want it that way) You can choose anyone in the world, or someone who has died--BUT! for our purposes, said person will be considered as living because necrophilia is just wrong. No cartoon characters, no characters in books or movies but actual people. I'd pick Marilyn Monroe and then Jane Mansfield--you know, just for comparison.

10-23-2006, 03:14 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Okay: Ibram, twice. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-23-2006, 03:18 PM	#6
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Flint and Ibram __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-23-2006, 03:19 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Sweet. I'm getting all the dude action. I'm gonna be the pitcher, btw. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-23-2006, 03:21 PM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	screw that. Is it too late to change my answer? __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-23-2006, 02:51 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Dammit! I totally forgot about Helen of Troy and Cleopatra! (a name, BTW, that I have coveted lo these many years)--but. Too late! I made my picks. Choose wisely, grasshopper and then snatch the pebble from my hand.* *been up for 24 hours. I'm nuts 'bout now.

10-23-2006, 03:13 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I can't believe you degenerates didn't take the bait... (muses to self, ponders...)

10-23-2006, 03:18 PM	#5
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Maybe Betty Page...I don't know, can I just pick two really femmy guys??

10-23-2006, 03:33 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We may be up for a few rounds of fuck marry kill

10-23-2006, 03:38 PM	#12
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Angela (been there, done that, would do it again) and Madonna. No, you cannot have details. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

10-23-2006, 04:04 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Jesus and Mohammed __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-23-2006, 04:09 PM	#15
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Murder, she scrote. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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