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Dwellar Carruthers, white courtesy phone, Dwellar Carruthers pick up the white courtesy phone please.
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05-21-2015, 12:25 PM
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You rang, sir?
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05-22-2015, 01:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-22-2015, 05:38 PM
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My post was written in the style of the PA announcer calling Captain Oveur in the movie Airplane! I guess you had to be there....
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05-23-2015, 09:19 AM
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It's a long time since I last saw Airplane and have forgotten most of it. I do recall one scene where someone says that 'the sh!t is going to hit the fan'. A large quantity of ordure then hurtles across the room and 'interfaces with the air conditioning'. Off now to Amazon to search out the DVD. 
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05-23-2015, 12:23 PM
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 Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. [Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. |
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05-23-2015, 12:30 PM
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Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back? Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified |
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05-23-2015, 02:56 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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First Somebody: We've got to get this
Somebody Else: A hospital? What is it? First Somebody: It's a big building with lots of windows, but, that's not important now...
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05-27-2015, 11:50 AM
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I have a hard time imagining a more quotable movie. Just genius.
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05-27-2015, 11:53 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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05-27-2015, 06:44 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Adaptability...
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05-28-2015, 07:26 AM
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We had either the admiral, maestro, or G.E. when I was a kid.
Our hi-fi had the multi-stackable spindle for 33s. I actually had a double album set (either Wings Over America or Tommy, I forget) that was set up 1/4, 2/3 so you could stack them and then flip the whole stack to play the other sides in order. My Beatles double albums were 1/2, 3/4. |
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05-28-2015, 12:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I've had a few of those.
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05-28-2015, 03:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Teeth.
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05-29-2015, 11:50 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Down home wisdom.
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