What do you think about when you masturbate? - Page 2

Juniper · 01-06-2009, 09:15 PM

"OMG, how much time till the kids get home?"

zippyt · 01-06-2009, 09:24 PM

Dude !! You Didnt say any thing about the animal Kingdom !!!!!

lumberjim · 01-06-2009, 11:31 PM

that falls under the semi legal freaky stuff.

zippyt · 01-07-2009, 08:00 AM

depends on the state and in some cases the critter involved

01-08-2009, 03:17 AM

Fishin'?

Beest · 01-08-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Well I'm really a prime number type, but I am trying to get a little kinky so recently I've been reciting the 4* table . and then the 6*. and then the 8*. but I usually end on a prime.

6 works for me, or two 3's, 8 at pinch

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 05:21 AM

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 05:37 AM

Perry Winkle · 01-10-2009, 07:04 AM

I'm stuck ~2,200 miles from my girlfriend right now, so porn is the salve of the day. If I had dirty pictures of my girlfriend, no contest, I'd go for my lady.

View Poll Results: what's your bag baby?
My spouse, more often than not	7	33.33%
People I work with, or know in some non sexual capacity	4	19.05%
Strangers	5	23.81%
Porn move stuff with me as the star	1	4.76%
freaky semi legal stuff	4	19.05%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

01-06-2009, 09:24 PM	#17
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Dude !! You Didnt say any thing about the animal Kingdom !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-06-2009, 11:31 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that falls under the semi legal freaky stuff. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-07-2009, 08:00 AM	#19
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	depends on the state and in some cases the critter involved __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-10-2009, 05:21 AM	#22
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-06-2009, 09:15 PM	#16
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	"OMG, how much time till the kids get home?"

01-10-2009, 05:37 AM	#23
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-10-2009, 07:04 AM	#24
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I'm stuck ~2,200 miles from my girlfriend right now, so porn is the salve of the day. If I had dirty pictures of my girlfriend, no contest, I'd go for my lady.

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01-08-2009, 03:17 AM	#20
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Fishin'?