The WTF NSFW thread - Page 277

orthodoc · 04-13-2013, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I hope to hell that's shopped... cuz that would be a fucking nuisance.

Maybe that's why he looks so bummed. No woman in her right mind would let him near her.

Gravdigr · 04-14-2013, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

No woman in her right mind would let him near her.

Some of us would like to believe that...

Sundae · 04-14-2013, 04:21 AM

Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.

richlevy · 04-14-2013, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.

You completely misread the photo. He obviously bought a summer sausage from the mall Hickory Farms store and the bag broke, so he put it in his pocket.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2013, 01:50 PM

orthodoc · 04-24-2013, 05:00 PM

So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?

Maybe someone should make a poll. or pole

If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back

footfootfoot · 04-24-2013, 05:22 PM

Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian.

orthodoc · 04-24-2013, 06:00 PM

Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun.

Gravdigr · 04-26-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

She's probably a lesbian.

Stoppit!!! You're fucking with my tumescence.

Gravdigr · 04-26-2013, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?

I'd looooooooove to find out!

Gravdigr · 04-26-2013, 03:32 PM

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Sundae · 04-26-2013, 03:50 PM

"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast."

richlevy · 05-05-2013, 05:19 PM

And now for some music.......

Undertoad · 06-08-2013, 07:21 PM

Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun.

ZenGum · 06-08-2013, 11:21 PM

So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.

04-14-2013, 04:21 AM	#4143
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality. Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-24-2013, 01:50 PM	#4145
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04-24-2013, 05:00 PM	#4146
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT? Maybe someone should make a poll. or pole If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-24-2013, 05:22 PM	#4147
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-24-2013, 06:00 PM	#4148
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-26-2013, 03:32 PM	#4151
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-26-2013, 03:50 PM	#4152
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast." __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-05-2013, 05:19 PM	#4153
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	And now for some music....... __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-08-2013, 07:21 PM	#4154
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun.

06-08-2013, 11:21 PM	#4155
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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