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Old 11-30-2017, 11:37 AM   #1
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we invite you to complete this brief but revealing questionnaire as a form of introduction to The Cellar. this Scientifically Formulated procedure allows us geriatric dwellars to understand the darkest complexities of your very being and see clearly your intimate secrets so that you won't have to bother telling us later. Also, anyone who just likes to do these things... have at it....

1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut?
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public
(ii) suddenly falling
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor?
4) How many steps?
5) What shapes do you usually doodle?
6) Do you like to garden?
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right?
8) At what age are they too young?
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans?
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
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Old 11-30-2017, 12:21 PM   #2
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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut? Straight
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public
(ii) suddenly falling This one
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor? Tenor
4) How many steps? 39 olde stylee
5) What shapes do you usually doodle? Round ones
6) Do you like to garden? Nope
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right? Fast, I think
8) At what age are they too young? Before their eyes are open
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans? Tortoise
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
But he was the gaseous old sod!
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Old 11-30-2017, 02:06 PM   #3
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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut? Crinckle cut
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most? I don't have nightmares.
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public I revel in the feeling of freedom.
(ii) suddenly falling Suddenly getting back up.
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth Got new teeth.
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor? Tenor.
4) How many steps? How many licks to the middle of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
5) What shapes do you usually doodle? Boats.
6) Do you like to garden? Yes.
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right? Just rite.
8) At what age are they too young? 48.
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans? Dolphins.
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?" Burma Shave.
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Old 11-30-2017, 03:30 PM   #4
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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut?

I'm confused.


2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?

(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public

3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor?

Tenor.

4) How many steps?

All of them.

5) What shapes do you usually doodle?

Squares, triangles, and stick men doing various things.


6) Do you like to garden?

I pursue a certain agricultural bent, but, ya couldn't call it gardening.

7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right?

Seems I talk just wrong most of the time.

8) At what age are they too young?

17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9 seconds. Whut?

9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans?

Cuttlefish. Not of this Earth.


10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"

And ended with him fobbling his clod.
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Old 11-30-2017, 05:56 PM   #5
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And ended with "Who shot their wad?"



i am so very horribly sorry
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Old 11-30-2017, 08:06 PM   #6
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why, was it you?
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:55 PM   #7
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There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
And ended with an innocence façade
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Old 12-01-2017, 12:27 PM   #8
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It's stinky, for The love of God!
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Old 12-01-2017, 01:06 PM   #9
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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut?Straight kettle cooked so they wind up with a natural texture.
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public
(ii) suddenly falling
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor?
4) How many steps?9303
5) What shapes do you usually doodle?Neurons
6) Do you like to garden? Meh
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right? Fast
8) At what age are they too young? 35
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans? Tartigrade
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
He just smiled and gave a slight nod.
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Old 12-01-2017, 01:34 PM   #10
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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut? Straight
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public
(ii) suddenly falling
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth
To quote Jeff Sessions, "I don't recall." Seriously I don't think I've ever had one of these. As a kid, no oxygen in my space capsule was a thing.

3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor? Tenor
4) How many steps? 3
5) What shapes do you usually doodle? triangles
6) Do you like to garden? yes
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right? slow
8) At what age are they too young? 40
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans? elephants
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
Tis a Good thing glatt is a mod
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Old 12-02-2017, 04:37 AM   #11
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4) How many steps?

Doesn't matter. Just watch that first step, it's a doozy!

For me, 55/100m. Anyone else here know their pace count? Maybe some of you outdoorsy types.
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:22 PM   #12
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Of course, that's running for my life. Walking, it's close to triple that; but, then I can generally just use a GPS.

(old joke)
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