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06-11-2012, 06:28 PM
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The Community With Out God.
Once upon a time there was a town in a country far far away. The people of this town were so ungodly that they smoked weed with bible paper and had sex with there farm animals. On a cold winters day a man named "Ephagus" enter this town. Ephagus was a traveling sales man and he had been traveling for a long time. Upon entering the town he noticed that people were staring at him like he was some strange being that would cause great harm. Well Ephagus was certain that he could sell this magic toilet paper he'd been promoting after all who wouldn't want regenerating toilet paper. So he walked to the town square and and began shouting. "Come one Come All" get your own magic toilet paper, It's only a dollar a roll and you'll never need more than one roll because it regenerates itself. Well believe it or not people began buying the toilet paper. And Soon Ephagus had made a small fortune selling the toilet paper. Then just as he was about to leave a young lad came running up to him and said you fruad this toilet paper dosn't work we all have rashes on our asses and we want our money back. Ephagus in turn said your guarented only 2 wipes per paper and there are 100 papers in the roll.
So all the towns men wrapped the toilet paper around Ephagus and flushed him down the toilet. THE END The Moral of this Story: There is a reason why Our Money says "In God We Trust" |
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06-11-2012, 06:38 PM
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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Angelfire is still a thing?
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06-11-2012, 06:55 PM
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I just use it cause it's free...
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06-11-2012, 07:34 PM
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Старый сержант
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Smoking weed with bible paper makes one ungodly???
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06-11-2012, 08:47 PM
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Radical Centrist
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Ephagus = A Fag Us, more intolerance
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06-11-2012, 10:08 PM
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Ephagus = A Fag Us, more intolerance
that never crossed my mind until you mentioned it... I suppose I was going for the eF-A-gust of wind... |
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06-11-2012, 10:25 PM
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Back in 10
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Reading that just makes my annoyance with the misuse of their, there, they're, bubble to the surface. Oh and the contraction 'you are" or you're is not spelled your. [/annoyed grammar spelling nazi]
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Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. |
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06-11-2012, 11:01 PM
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Banned
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I suppose that the first thing to 'go' in a failing community would be grammar and spelling// after all noone pays attention to the "GO'SPel" of Jesus...
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06-11-2012, 11:23 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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bored tonight JBK?
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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06-11-2012, 11:36 PM
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Back in 10
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JBK you have failed
you failed to get my attention with your [note proper use here]story you failed to get anyone to believe your[ditto] story they're [  ] not listening now, they're not listening still, perhaps they never will
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06-12-2012, 10:04 AM
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Banned
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bored tonight JBK?
totally |
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06-12-2012, 05:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Boredom is the key to hell and the internet is the devil's way of tempting you to turn it. God wants you to occupy hyourself by getting out there in the real word and feeding the hungry. Not sitting here thinking how phucking filosophically phantastic you are. Pride, U has it. Shameful.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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06-12-2012, 05:59 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Now you know what God wants too?
This is... troubling. I had no idea JBK was contagious.
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06-12-2012, 06:04 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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 I have found god. but I didn't know where he'd been, so beest told me to leave him there and go wash my hands immediately
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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