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Old 02-21-2016, 06:41 AM   #1
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The Oath

Hippocratic Oath for Photographers, written in 1937 by a photography teacher tired of his students bringing him monkey see, monkey do.
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Old 02-21-2016, 07:17 AM   #2
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Oh, I like this a lot.
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Old 02-21-2016, 08:08 AM   #3
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That's cute. We were given a similar list of "you think these are original but they are not" before our first film project in college.
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Old 02-21-2016, 11:35 AM   #4
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Why take an oath I've already broken a dozen ways and a hundred times?
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Old 02-21-2016, 01:44 PM   #5
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I suggest substituting the word 'submit' for the word 'take'.

I'll take a picture of what I want.
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:07 PM   #6
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So what were they allowed to photograph, and how long until their original ideas were met with the comment: a 5 year old could have taken that picture. Because cynics.
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Old 02-25-2016, 05:05 PM   #7
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Cliches are old hat.
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Old 03-13-2016, 07:09 PM   #8
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This is how I swear when I take a pic:

Motherfuckingsonofabeatchstopfuckingmoving.
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:10 AM   #9
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I suggest substituting the word 'submit' for the word 'take'.

I'll take a picture of what I want.
A number of photographers prefer the term 'make' to 'take'.
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