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Old 06-28-2011, 01:17 PM   #1456
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It's a special day for those who don't like pi.

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Old 06-30-2011, 10:25 PM   #1457
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Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman
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Ohio - People do some crazy things at weddings, but this takes the cake.

Thirty-year-old Stephanie Robinette, who was accused of getting inebriated at a wedding and spraying police with breast milk, has apologized despite pleading not guilty Monday to charges including assault and disorderly conduct.

Police say that when they attempted to extract an inebriated Robinette from her vehicle she wouldn't cooperate. The 30-year-old reportedly said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed deputies with breast milk.

Before a judge released her on her own recognizance, Robinette, a teacher employed at a charter school, apologized for what occurred, reports WBNS.

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Oh great. A teacher no less.
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Old 07-01-2011, 01:25 AM   #1458
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~snip~Marine biologists studying wild octopuses have found a kinky and violent society of jealous murders, gender subtrefuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex. The new study by researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, who journeyed off the coast of Indonesia found that wild octopuses are far from the shy, unromantic loners their captive brethren appear to be.

The scientists watched the Abdopus aculeatus octopus, which are the size of an orange, for several weeks and published their findings recently in the journal Marine Biology. They witnessed picky, macho males carefully select a mate, then guard their newly domesticated digs so jealously that they would occasionally use their 20-to-25-centimetre tentacles to strangle a romantic rival to death.

The researchers also observed smaller “sneaker” male octopuses put on feminine airs, such as swimming girlishly near the bottom and keeping their male brown stripes hidden in order to win unsuspecting conquests.

Shortly after the female gives birth, about a month after conception, both the mother and father die, researchers said.

“It’s not the sex that leads to death,” said Christine Huffard, the study’s lead author. “It’s just that octopuses produce offspring once during a very short lifespan of a year.” I guess the conclusion is that underwater sea life is very similar to us.
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Ohh! Animal kingdom drama! Love it!! Some birds actually do some nasty stuff too....
It sounds so cool,and be careful our body...
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Old 07-01-2011, 01:28 AM   #1459
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Just so cool and seriously this things
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:08 PM   #1460
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The fact that she spritzed a cop bothers me less than the fact that she is a breastfeeding mother who got drunk. Stupid bitch.
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:45 PM   #1461
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This cow belongs to my buddy's cousin in Ireland:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/udder-geniu...132759524.html


http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-Gr...124099109.html


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Old 07-01-2011, 08:13 PM   #1462
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... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...


C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:06 PM   #1463
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... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...


C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?
You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your bosses nose
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:51 AM   #1464
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Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:57 AM   #1465
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Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/
It's a cover-up I tell you! The government just launched that missile to distract people from noticing the alien invasion. Have you noticed that all the stores are out of tinfoil? Have you noticed that sometimes you put two socks in the washer but only one comes out of the dryer? What about rechargeable batteries? Have you noticed that after a while they no longer "keep their charge?"

It's pretty obvious to me what's going on...
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Old 07-03-2011, 03:06 PM   #1466
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I have extra boxes of tin foil in the garage in case of the invasion.
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Old 07-03-2011, 03:23 PM   #1467
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mine mysteriously disappeared and were replaced by exact duplicates...
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:45 AM   #1468
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Where the hell are you guys getting tinfoil? Do they even make it anymore? No. No they don't.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:54 AM   #1469
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This isn't weird news, but where else to put it?

Curb Your Child (I love the part about possessing 'the look.' My dad gave 'the look' and we behaved. Simple.)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/07/0...html?hpt=hp_c2
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:11 PM   #1470
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Oh yes. My father was the same.

My brother says that his 2-years old son is difficult. Yet, when the 'monster' is either with my mother or myself, he is very nice. He tried once and only once to hit me in the face. Retaliation was swift and imediate : one spank on the butt. Hard enough to sting. He never tried that again. Now, when I tell him something, he listens.

When he is home with his parents, his mother yells at him nearly every time he moves. To her he should be a rag doll she can put away whenever she wants.
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