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Old 10-04-2017, 11:28 AM   #1
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Namibian Seal Penis!

Carrying on in the tradition of past whale penis threads I give you a new one.

I went up to the Cape Cross Seal Colony Reserve today here on the coast of Namibia, it's my second trip and a 3 hour drive from Swakopmund along bumpy roads made of crushed salt.

The admission for a foreign visitor is $90 NAD or about $6 US. The colony is home to about 250,000 seals and as you get our of your car you begin to notice what that many seals in a small place smells like. Luckily I am on the tail end of a head cold and my nose was rather stuffed up so I never smelled it this time but most of the other tourists had scarves or towels wrapped around their faces.

After about an hour of shooting pictures I began noticing some of the big bulls that are becoming more prevalent on the beaches as they court the ladies. I began to see that one male was really putting some moves on one pretty little filly. They rubbed bodies, nipped at each other, she would roll over and he would stick his snout down low and rub it around. Then he began to mount her and the sparks began to fly! With any luck a little pup will pop out this time next year!
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:30 AM   #2
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Things are getting pretty steamy!

After he was finished and pulled out he did what most guys do and went and rinsed off in the surf.
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:50 PM   #3
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Hmm...looks like a bell...

Dingdong!
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:52 PM   #4
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I've not tried, but I hear doing it on a beach is nearly impossible because sand. One little grain causes discomfort... sand gets in nooks and crannies... nuff said

these sea doggos must have some sort of different whatevs to manage that
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:54 PM   #5
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But she does look like she's enjoying it.
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:57 PM   #6
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USICK


No, really. Aka oosick or baculum. Was just funnier to reply using the alternate spelling.
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:03 PM   #7
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would you look at that!
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:07 PM   #8
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I guess churches split into different sects for whatever reasons. We had the Church of the Whale Penis, now The Seal Penis.

I'm gonna wait for The Church of the Gravdigr Penis, worship services begin @ 8pm.
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Old 10-04-2017, 08:19 PM   #9
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I've not tried, but I hear doing it on a beach is nearly impossible because sand. One little grain causes discomfort... sand gets in nooks and crannies... nuff said
What you heard is true, and I'll add moving to the shallow salt water is not the cure.
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Old 10-04-2017, 08:29 PM   #10
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Oh!

That'll *definitely* cure you. Cure you from "sex on the beach", that is.
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Old 10-05-2017, 02:25 PM   #11
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I read a western novel once where this guy was riding through the Mexican desert when he came upon a group of women carrying water to their village. When they saw the gringo out in the desert, they just assumed he was a bad guy, and that he was going to rape them. So...They all fell down in the sand, hiked up their whatever-was-covering-them, and started rubbing sand into their ladygardens. Presumably so he would not enjoy the rapin'.
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Old 10-05-2017, 03:23 PM   #12
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I love the seal in #2 who looks like he is so bored and seen all this stuff before.

There were a lot of the big bulls, they were all around the ladies in their little harems. It was funny to see them go from one side of the group to the other by going right over, these boys were BIG and HEAVY!
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Old 10-05-2017, 06:43 PM   #13
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They rubbed bodies, nipped at each other, she would roll over and he would stick his snout down low and rub it around.
Hey, that sumbitch stole my move!
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