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Old 06-11-2017, 09:53 AM   #5626
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What's the best rape joke he told you?
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:08 PM   #5627
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What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."
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Old 06-12-2017, 02:18 PM   #5628
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That's a statutory rape joke.

Statutory rape jokes are different.
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Old 06-12-2017, 02:26 PM   #5629
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I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:35 PM   #5630
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I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.
That's awesome. I lolled
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Old 06-14-2017, 08:41 AM   #5631
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What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."
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Old 06-14-2017, 08:46 AM   #5632
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Y'know what they call a 12 year old virgin in Alabama?

Uuuuuggggglllllyyyyyy.
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Old 06-14-2017, 11:47 AM   #5633
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Old 06-28-2017, 05:22 AM   #5634
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The internet is for porn.
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Old 06-30-2017, 11:47 PM   #5635
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Know your bins, introduce them to the family, they'll be very close friends.
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:45 PM   #5636
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Is the Russian name Pyotr pronounced somewhat like Peter?

If so, bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

If not, then, nevermind, I guess.
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Old 08-18-2017, 06:56 PM   #5637
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https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

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Old 08-20-2017, 11:49 AM   #5638
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Heh, funny.
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Old 08-20-2017, 02:23 PM   #5639
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Edinburgh festival 2017:

Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.

Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse.

Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses.

Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.

Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically.

Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.

Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in.

John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives.

Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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Old 08-20-2017, 03:20 PM   #5640
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The Village People comment makes sense. I mean, the biker and the motorcycle cop, I get that. But how did any of them ever run a cross an Indian chief? C'mon.
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