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Old 04-07-2009, 09:36 AM   #1
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Spilling is ruining the English muffins

So stop doing it. My muffins are soggy.

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Old 04-07-2009, 09:43 AM   #2
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"Muffin?" Is that some kind of, um, euphemism?
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:01 AM   #3
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Use some crispy bacon to stop the drippy, lovely egg yolk.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #4
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"Muffin?" Is that some kind of, um, euphemism?
I think it is!
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:39 AM   #5
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i think you're both thinking of 'cookie'
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:41 AM   #6
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Nah, the ex called my bodacious ta-tas "muffins."
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:22 AM   #7
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So stop doing it. My muffins are soggy.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...565#post553565
As long as they aren't sagging you should be all set.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:31 AM   #8
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(looks down) Nope, not these babies!
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:26 PM   #9
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Best one yet, Shawnee!

btw, I prefer crumpets but ya know what? Those things are hexpensive!
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