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Old 05-06-2011, 09:53 AM   #31
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I need a smilie where someone is pulling their hair out and screaming. Then a couple other smilies could come along and put the first smilie in a smilie straightjacket and haul it off to a smilie bambalance to take it off to a smilie Bellevue.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:01 AM   #32
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:03 AM   #33
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You are the queen shit! LMAO!
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:09 PM   #34
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Yes, men are packing heroes imho
Except my ex's. Perhaps I only ever attracted men unable to squeeze things effortlessly into tight spaces?
Wait, what am I saying?

Infi - get a form of contraception that stops you bleeding - stat.
Or get yourself sterilised. Although that's a bit extreme.
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:10 PM   #35
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Yeah, stay behind the couch 'cause I am in the throes of an anxiety-strewn hormonal attack! I LIKE you guys, I don't really want to hurt you!

Was this a surprise visit from Aunt Flo?

'Cause I thought women kept those kind of things in their purses. At least Mrs. Z always seems to have twenty or thirty at hand.

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Old 05-06-2011, 01:13 PM   #36
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DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT 'FOR THE SECOND TIME IN AS MANY WEEKS?' HUH? DIDJA? HUH? WELL HUH?

(Sorry Pete, was I yelling?)
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:15 PM   #37
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Yes, men are packing heroes imho
Except my ex's. Perhaps I only ever attracted men unable to squeeze things effortlessly into tight spaces?
Wait, what am I saying?

Infi - get a form of contraception that stops you bleeding - stat.
Or get yourself sterilised. Although that's a bit extreme.

Over 40. Smoker. No contros pour moi!

I would love to have it all ripped out, but I think they'd rather you wait until everything is cancer-ridden before they'll do that.
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:24 PM   #38
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DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT 'FOR THE SECOND TIME IN AS MANY WEEKS?' HUH? DIDJA? HUH? WELL HUH?

(Sorry Pete, was I yelling?)
I did miss that, sorry.

This sounds like non-standard behavior. Which means something might be going on. So you'll be making an appointment with your gyno, yes?
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:26 PM   #39
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Can't it just be perimenopause?

I've been keeping track and it's all over the place, time-wise. I think it's just...old.

You're right. I should go see someone. I'm just (admitting I'm human, here) scared to death.
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:38 PM   #40
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Can't it just be perimenopause?

I've been keeping track and it's all over the place, time-wise. I think it's just...old.

You're right. I should go see someone. I'm just (admitting I'm human, here) scared to death.
Might be. But you're still fairly young.

Go. See a doctor and be sure.
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:13 PM   #41
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Pete, you'd make a good brother. Thanks.
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Old 05-06-2011, 03:03 PM   #42
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Pete, you'd make a good brother. Thanks.
Do you think he'd make one for me, too? I'd like mine made out of platinum.
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Old 05-06-2011, 03:06 PM   #43
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Hush, you...I'm still waiting on my monacle.
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