100 Movies to Miss Before You Die - Page 3

wolf · 05-19-2012, 10:29 AM

The Human Centipede

Now of course, I'm saying that without having seen this particular masterwork of ridiculousness, but I have it on good authority that the suckage level is unsurpassable.

This is difficult, because the movies here must be so bad and without redeeming social value that they aren't comically entertaining. You know, like Santa Claus versus the Martians or The Stuff. I seriously loved The Stuff.

DanaC · 05-19-2012, 10:32 AM

I thought we were supposed to say movies which we were choosing never to see anyway, as opposed to ones we've seen and which are so bad they should never be watched by anybody.

wolf · 05-19-2012, 10:41 AM

I'm doing it right, then. Thanks.

DanaC · 05-19-2012, 10:45 AM

or I'm doin it wrong:p

Perry Winkle · 05-19-2012, 08:17 PM

Hobo with a Shotgun

Sundae · 05-20-2012, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The Human Centipede

Watched it out of curiousity. And because I wanted to test my gag reflex. It was grim, but palateable, if you get what I mean. Nasty but watchable. When I saw it was on a satellite channel I even Sky+d it and watched it again.

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Originally Posted by DanaC

I thought we were supposed to say movies which we were choosing never to see anyway, as opposed to ones we've seen and which are so bad they should never be watched by anybody.

Ah. Now I thought the opposite. Because how can you really judge before you watch it? Unless you are Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells writing into the Mail?

Accept YMMV.

DanaC · 05-20-2012, 07:27 AM

I was being Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells :p

ZenGum · 05-20-2012, 08:52 AM

I thought you were Angry of Manchester.

Sundae · 05-20-2012, 10:32 AM

I love that song.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2012, 10:36 AM

No rules. Warning others of movies to miss is a valuable service.

BigV · 05-20-2012, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

Hobo with a Shotgun

Saw it. Really only suitable for Rutger Hauer fanboys/girls with a Pokemon gotta-catch-em-all obsession.

I think the saturation controls were stuck on "acid trip" during the production of this film.

wolf · 05-21-2012, 01:25 AM

Head.

And I REALLY love the Monkees.

monster · 05-21-2012, 07:18 AM

Pirates of the Carribean 4. We both fell asleep

orthodoc · 03-22-2014, 09:26 PM

Divergent. Saw it tonight and wish I'd seen monster's warning about the book in time, because the movie really bites the big one. It's bad on every level, including the fact that it wastes 2 1/2 hours of your life. Do. Not. Bother.

Eta: oops. It was wolf's warning.

Gravdigr · 03-23-2014, 02:58 PM

Man of Steel
Saving Mr. Banks

05-19-2012, 10:29 AM	#31
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Human Centipede Now of course, I'm saying that without having seen this particular masterwork of ridiculousness, but I have it on good authority that the suckage level is unsurpassable. This is difficult, because the movies here must be so bad and without redeeming social value that they aren't comically entertaining. You know, like Santa Claus versus the Martians or The Stuff. I seriously loved The Stuff. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-19-2012, 10:41 AM	#33
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm doing it right, then. Thanks. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-20-2012, 08:52 AM	#38
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I thought you were Angry of Manchester. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-20-2012, 10:32 AM	#39
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I love that song. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-21-2012, 01:25 AM	#42
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Head. And I REALLY love the Monkees. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-19-2012, 08:17 PM	#35
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Hobo with a Shotgun

05-20-2012, 10:36 AM	#40
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No rules. Warning others of movies to miss is a valuable service.

05-21-2012, 07:18 AM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Pirates of the Carribean 4. We both fell asleep __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-22-2014, 09:26 PM	#44
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Divergent. Saw it tonight and wish I'd seen monster's warning about the book in time, because the movie really bites the big one. It's bad on every level, including the fact that it wastes 2 1/2 hours of your life. Do. Not. Bother. Eta: oops. It was wolf's warning. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

03-23-2014, 02:58 PM	#45
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