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Old 05-09-2007, 02:23 PM   #1
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Paris Hilton

http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2253
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:42 PM   #2
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I hope they put her ass in jail.
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:13 AM   #3
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Yeah. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Out of (morbid) curiosity, I sampled a couple of pages of the book she and a ghostwriter put out last year.

God, do I pity her ghostwriter. Even after the exertion of the ghostwriter's talents, P.H. appears thinking and speaking about like a fifteen-year-old. That's her present level of intellectual achievement.
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:40 AM   #4
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If you're gonna quote Dean Wormer...
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:38 AM   #5
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she's a "no selling waste of space"
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:38 AM   #6
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one word: dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb

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Old 05-10-2007, 10:45 AM   #7
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Ah, yes. Paris. Dumb enough to cater to the Lowest Common Denonometer (and, the MOST common denonometer): The American intellect!

Paris doesn't exsist in a vacuum, folks. Somebody is paying attention to her.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:56 AM   #8
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*ahem*

I am American, and my intellect goes beyond the phrases of "Like", "Totally", and "Whatever".
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:01 AM   #9
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she thinks she provides beauty and excitement for the mundane people.

oh, brudder!
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:22 AM   #10
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you know, in the "old" days actors and musicians were looked down upon because they did not play a vital part in the community. (If the village blacksmith dies, everyone hurts, if the village actor or musician dies... not as missed) I would equivilate Paris disappearing to the town losing its best hooker.
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:31 AM   #11
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*ahem*

I am American, and my intellect goes beyond the phrases of "Like", "Totally", and "Whatever".
Prove it.
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:35 AM   #12
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you know, in the "old" days actors and musicians were looked down upon because they did not play a vital part in the community.
and because of their loose morals, but what do actors and musicians have to do with ParistheHeiress? (confused)
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and because of their loose morals, but what do actors and musicians have to do with ParistheHeiress? (confused)
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:33 PM   #14
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confirmation that all the money in the world can't make you smart. or beautiful.

Popular, maybe, but I've never had aspirations to be that.
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:38 PM   #15
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Gag me with a spoon! Barf out! Those prisons are like totally grody... And theyre like, full of bufus and stuff? Thats so grody, like barf out! I'm sure, I'm sure.
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