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Old 05-14-2016, 07:05 PM   #391
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Luxury!!

When I was a lass, we had to tickle the shit into our empty carcasses first.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:11 PM   #392
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Old 05-26-2016, 10:52 AM   #393
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I could use that on one of my nighttime cow orkers. Just for 5 seconds, shut it? Please?

Random thought: No matter how many times I read it, I will never stop cracking up at client correspondence that tells us they have a mister meanor (or meaner or meener, etc.)
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Old 05-26-2016, 02:19 PM   #394
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Ha ha

Especially when everybody knows it's MISS and not MISTER.
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Old 05-28-2016, 09:17 AM   #395
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no, that's Miss Nomer.
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Old 05-28-2016, 04:31 PM   #396
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Miss Appropriate! Ha...get it...thieves...get it?
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Old 05-30-2016, 12:39 PM   #397
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I could use that on one of my nighttime cow orkers. Just for 5 seconds, shut it? Please?

Random thought: No matter how many times I read it, I will never stop cracking up at client correspondence that tells us they have a mister meanor (or meaner or meener, etc.)
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Old 06-14-2016, 04:53 PM   #398
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Old 06-19-2016, 09:06 PM   #399
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If they can afford a hundred tattoos why can't they afford teeth?
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:00 PM   #400
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they paid for the tattoos with teeth. it's nice to be able to admire your naked body in the mirror while you suck down your pureed burger and fries

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Old 06-19-2016, 11:20 PM   #401
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If they can afford a hundred tattoos why can't they afford teeth?
There are so few tattoo artists skilled enough to tattoo teeth onto the gums that they can charge exorbitant prices.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:40 PM   #402
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I wonder if the tooth fairy is inked?
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Old 06-20-2016, 12:34 AM   #403
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You'd be amazed at the range of foods that can be eaten without teeth, just by taking your time and gumming the hell out of it.

When growing teeth in the lab gets cheap, the tooth fairy is in trouble.
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Old 06-20-2016, 07:20 AM   #404
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If they can afford a hundred tattoos why can't they afford teeth?
this
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Old 06-20-2016, 10:46 AM   #405
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I rode all day yesterday in shorts. Sunscreen attracts a lot of grime, so I had greasy grey shins. I had to shower last night at 1 am when i realized that I could, in no way, get into my bed like that. This morning, I was happy that I didn't have to shave or shower. But.

I forgot deodorant.

It's going to be 92 here today. oops. I hope that skip a day thing is legit.
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