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Old 11-28-2019, 08:27 PM   #1606
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How did that homochromiac get in there?
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Old 12-05-2019, 08:44 PM   #1607
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Just made an online doc appointment. one of the health insurance options was Cigna POS. Yup, sure is..... am also amused every day at work when people refer to anything near the registers as POS ... gotta take the smiles where you can get 'em, right?
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Old 01-19-2020, 11:55 PM   #1608
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This clip about Scottish law...

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First in, last out.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:41 AM   #1609
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There is some kind of medieval logic to that.
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Old 01-20-2020, 11:37 AM   #1610
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well, it is a stack and not a queue
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Old 01-21-2020, 09:47 PM   #1611
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The small grocery store chain that I work(ed) for was a victim of many errors. Not least of which was selling 42% to a major conventional supermarket. Who fucked them over. We stopped paying bills a little while ago, apparently. Suppliers stopped delivering last week -the main one this past weekend. The large chain forced products that didn't fit the business model into our stores..... And also delivered in the middle of the night, long after our receiving hours ended so we couldn't check the deliveries, there was always stuff we didn't order.... They delivered a truckload late last night. I hope so hard that has not been paid for. Preferably wasn't even intended for us but one of their own stores
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Old 01-22-2020, 12:02 AM   #1612
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Fill your pantry with non-perishables.
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Old 02-09-2020, 10:43 AM   #1613
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Huey Lewis and the Crus
From Burgundy to Napa, the venerated rocker has experienced the power of wine all his life
This amusing title for a magazine article I just read about how Huey was drinking the great crus of Burgundy and the Rhone Valley since a teenager, at the dinner table, with his stepmother who's been a wine importer.
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Old 03-09-2020, 08:50 PM   #1614
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masky monkey still amusing me....

(perhaps we need a masked smiley?)
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Old 03-10-2020, 11:48 AM   #1615
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masky monkey still amusing me....

(perhaps we need a masked smiley?)
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From here...
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Old 03-15-2020, 10:50 AM   #1616
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I have recently been introduced to a coworker with an awesomely hilarious last name, which I will try to explain here without making it Googleable... Her last name is hyphenated, except the two names together form the name of a famous actor.

So imagine, for example, a person named Cheryl Simon-Pegg. That's not it, but that's the level of recognizability her last name has.

Meaning either her parents are insane, or else she got married, and simply couldn't pass up the opportunity.
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Old 03-21-2020, 09:25 AM   #1617
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--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.
Umm, I realize you'll have to scroll really far back at this point, but you do realize we need to see those photos and a link to the video.

What's happened to this place? I'm gone for like a year or two and it all comes apart at the seams.
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Old 03-21-2020, 11:34 AM   #1618
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I regret to inform you that I just recently cleared out my phone... But the first two are on my instagram, and I'm certain the knuckle shot is somewhere else on the Cellar, though I can't for the life of me remember where. The EDM song is posted to his own YouTube channel:

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Old 03-21-2020, 12:58 PM   #1619
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Umm, I realize you'll have to scroll really far back at this point, but you do realize we need to see those photos and a link to the video.
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--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.
What's happened to this place? I'm gone for like a year or two and it all comes apart at the seams.
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snip-- I'm certain the knuckle shot is somewhere else on the Cellar, though I can't for the life of me remember where. --snip
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The EDM song is posted to his own YouTube channel:

My thanks to you, that was really fun!
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Old 03-27-2020, 10:19 PM   #1620
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I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

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