Cellar Brawl - Page 2

Griff · 09-28-2008, 10:02 AM

Zengum, distracted by Bri's commando style, fails to note Lookout setting up for a free kick from the bar...

Sundae · 09-28-2008, 01:13 PM

"Sweet Jesus.." moans Lookout, bruising his toes on Zengum's semi, "Those down under's have hard down unders!"

As he staggers backwards, he falls into Clodfobble's lap, and she smartly clocks him on the head with her purse which in true mommy stle is very full and very heavy. He slides dazed off her lap and lies twitching on the floor, wishing he'd never left home.

Cloud · 09-28-2008, 04:11 PM

(Cloud dodges flying chairs and epithets and hightails it out the back door)

Elspode · 09-28-2008, 04:39 PM

Elspode swaggers in through the swinging doors, pushes back his Stetson, draws a pair of matched pearl handled Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators from his holsters and starts looking for an outlet.

"Sweet Jesus" moans Lookout once again.

glatt · 09-28-2008, 04:55 PM

glatt steps through the door. Looks slowly around, and walks back out into the street.

lumberjim · 09-28-2008, 08:07 PM

the door bangs open again, and jinx drags glatt back into the bar by his ear. a shiny new nike shoves him into the fray.

'no spectating, lefty.'

classicman · 09-28-2008, 08:39 PM

Dragging himself up off the floor classicman turns, reaches up and slaps lumberjim upside the head - - - from behind. Turns laughing and runs

ZenGum · 09-28-2008, 09:05 PM

Zengum leaps to his feet a la Bruce Lee, takes a run up, jumps, swings one the chandelier, releases, and lands squarely boots first on who ever is in the way ...

Cloud · 09-28-2008, 10:08 PM

ouch!

Cloud forgot her purse and is now trying to slink along the floor out of everyone's way.

Not very successfully.

Hey, look! Here's a $20 bill!

zippyt · 09-28-2008, 10:26 PM

Zippyt wakes up in the corner next to the Piano , looks around ,
grabs a flying bottle of whiskey ,
takes a Big swig ,emptying the bottle
chunks the empty bottle hitting LumberJim in the head ,
" Bunch a fucken YAHOOS !!!!!"
Pulls his hat back down over his eyes and starts snoring
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sundae · 09-29-2008, 03:36 AM

Sundae Girl sneaks in while most of the Dwellars are sleeping off their exertions, or passed out, drunk (or all three). She pauses for a second to watch Lumberjim's buzzing cheek, then realises he's fallen asleep on one of 'Spode's vibrators.

She helps herself to a couple of bottles which still have more than an inch left in them, then spies a purse in the corner of the room, with currency temptingly poking out like a toothy smile.

Stepping over the supine bodies, she bends to fish out the cash.

That's when a hand shoots up and grabs her wrist like a vice.
"Lady, I am going to take you down," says Cloud menacingly.

TheMercenary · 09-29-2008, 03:53 PM

Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses running his index finger across the trigger of the .45 in his pocket watching the action unfold.

Cicero · 09-29-2008, 04:01 PM

Cicero grabs Shawnee by the hair outside on the dusty porch and pushes her into the horse manure/mud pile off the steps.....Shawnee sets her hands down to get back up right in the mud puddle. Cicero turns her back to walk right back inside, and is surprised to be falling, as Shawnee had earlier stolen Cicero's tazer right out of her bag and struck. Cicero yells, "don't taze me bro"! "And I'm not sorry about ur finger!"

lumberjim · 09-29-2008, 04:03 PM

lumberjim turns and faces the monitor. walks towards it..peers through...knocks.~ ping ping ping~ on the inside of your monitor.

"hey, elspode! When are you going to make the 'cellar orgie' thread already?"

Cloud · 09-29-2008, 06:19 PM

Cloud pulls SG girl down to her level . . .

and gives her a big smackaroo right on the kisser!

Hey! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

09-28-2008, 10:02 AM	#16
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Zengum, distracted by Bri's commando style, fails to note Lookout setting up for a free kick from the bar... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-28-2008, 01:13 PM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"Sweet Jesus.." moans Lookout, bruising his toes on Zengum's semi, "Those down under's have hard down unders!" As he staggers backwards, he falls into Clodfobble's lap, and she smartly clocks him on the head with her purse which in true mommy stle is very full and very heavy. He slides dazed off her lap and lies twitching on the floor, wishing he'd never left home. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-28-2008, 04:11 PM	#18
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	(Cloud dodges flying chairs and epithets and hightails it out the back door) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-28-2008, 04:39 PM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode swaggers in through the swinging doors, pushes back his Stetson, draws a pair of matched pearl handled Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators from his holsters and starts looking for an outlet. "Sweet Jesus" moans Lookout once again. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-28-2008, 08:07 PM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the door bangs open again, and jinx drags glatt back into the bar by his ear. a shiny new nike shoves him into the fray. 'no spectating, lefty.' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-28-2008, 04:55 PM	#20
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	glatt steps through the door. Looks slowly around, and walks back out into the street.

09-28-2008, 08:39 PM	#22
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Dragging himself up off the floor classicman turns, reaches up and slaps lumberjim upside the head - - - from behind. Turns laughing and runs __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-28-2008, 09:05 PM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Zengum leaps to his feet a la Bruce Lee, takes a run up, jumps, swings one the chandelier, releases, and lands squarely boots first on who ever is in the way ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-28-2008, 10:08 PM	#24
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	ouch! Cloud forgot her purse and is now trying to slink along the floor out of everyone's way. Not very successfully. Hey, look! Here's a $20 bill! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-28-2008, 10:26 PM	#25
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Zippyt wakes up in the corner next to the Piano , looks around , grabs a flying bottle of whiskey , takes a Big swig ,emptying the bottle chunks the empty bottle hitting LumberJim in the head , " Bunch a fucken YAHOOS !!!!!" Pulls his hat back down over his eyes and starts snoring ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-29-2008, 03:36 AM	#26
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sundae Girl sneaks in while most of the Dwellars are sleeping off their exertions, or passed out, drunk (or all three). She pauses for a second to watch Lumberjim's buzzing cheek, then realises he's fallen asleep on one of 'Spode's vibrators. She helps herself to a couple of bottles which still have more than an inch left in them, then spies a purse in the corner of the room, with currency temptingly poking out like a toothy smile. Stepping over the supine bodies, she bends to fish out the cash. That's when a hand shoots up and grabs her wrist like a vice. "Lady, I am going to take you down," says Cloud menacingly. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-29-2008, 03:53 PM	#27
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses running his index finger across the trigger of the .45 in his pocket watching the action unfold. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! Last edited by TheMercenary; 09-29-2008 at 04:02 PM.

09-29-2008, 04:01 PM	#28
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Cicero grabs Shawnee by the hair outside on the dusty porch and pushes her into the horse manure/mud pile off the steps.....Shawnee sets her hands down to get back up right in the mud puddle. Cicero turns her back to walk right back inside, and is surprised to be falling, as Shawnee had earlier stolen Cicero's tazer right out of her bag and struck. Cicero yells, "don't taze me bro"! "And I'm not sorry about ur finger!" __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-29-2008, 04:03 PM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	lumberjim turns and faces the monitor. walks towards it..peers through...knocks.~ ping ping ping~ on the inside of your monitor. "hey, elspode! When are you going to make the 'cellar orgie' thread already?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-29-2008, 06:19 PM	#30
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Cloud pulls SG girl down to her level . . . and gives her a big smackaroo right on the kisser! Hey! I'm a lover, not a fighter! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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