Why members Secretly Love Bastard Factory more than cellar

Ms. Sexton · 07-29-2012, 12:09 PM

Hey all! Im Monica S. a long time lurker. Okay, I've read a good bit of your profiles over the last 2 months and I finally posted.

Heres why, I have an on again/off again boyfriend/**** who hangs out here almost everyday, most of you know him and He showed me both cellar and bastard factory message boards.

Anyways, hes now an major assshole and I told him if I keep getting texts/hangups at work, or sashas (my bestf) and home Im talking about my sex life on a board or two and I aint shy... lol.

so i am. and will. I was younger when we did this. Hes older.... and he had done it before. It got pretty crazy after a few months of practice.

My experiences eventually began entering the beginning stages of S&M. It got to the point that when it was over my eyes were completely dialated... and an adrenaline rush that made me feel high for hours after. We got really creative with it... eventually I was hanging dangling from the ceiling in hand cuffs, a blind fold and heels.

This was a long time ago... there weren't really products sold in stores like there are now. I think that xoxoxbruce member was talking about toys in here a few weeks ago.

It wasn't as much about the sex as it was the experience... the settings.... the toys.... the uncertainty... penetration wasn't as much a part of it as people would like to think.

Undertoad · 07-29-2012, 12:21 PM

I notice there are two differently-colored catch lights in your eyes. That's a professional photographer's technique.

glatt · 07-29-2012, 12:23 PM

I banned her. Sorry if you wanted to talk to her, but she seemed like a clear cut spammer to me.

She's made virtually the same post at other sites over the last few months.

Undertoad · 07-29-2012, 12:24 PM

Oh no I didn't want to talk to her, I wanted to expose her. S'ok.

wolf · 07-29-2012, 12:34 PM

I did think it was charming how she actually thought anyone here would care. At all.

Trilby · 07-29-2012, 01:09 PM

Pretty eyes, though.

(smirk)

Gravdigr · 07-29-2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Pretty eyes, though.

(smirk)

Stop objectifying that poor girl.

(triple smirk)

footfootfoot · 07-29-2012, 02:52 PM

Thank god you banned her. I would rather tell you all about my sex life when I'm ready.

jimhelm · 07-29-2012, 04:47 PM

I think the ban was premature. We didn't even get a chance to mock her unmercifully. Or to start a forum war with that bastard site.

•spoken in to my phone

BrianR · 07-29-2012, 05:14 PM

So who is stopping you from organising another away mission?

DanaC · 07-29-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I think the ban was premature. We didn't even get a chance to mock her unmercifully. Or to start a forum war with that bastard site.

•spoken in to my phone

or break down into factions and have a mini civil war.

jimhelm · 07-29-2012, 06:46 PM

We could do that anyway, xenophobe.

•spoken in to my phone

DanaC · 07-29-2012, 07:37 PM

Cock

Clodfobble · 07-29-2012, 09:29 PM

Tsk tsk, Dana... she already said it wasn't about penetration!

jimhelm · 07-29-2012, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Cock

•spoken in to my phone

07-29-2012, 12:09 PM	#1
Ms. Sexton Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 7	Why members Secretly Love Bastard Factory more than cellar Hey all! Im Monica S. a long time lurker. Okay, I've read a good bit of your profiles over the last 2 months and I finally posted. Heres why, I have an on again/off again boyfriend/**** who hangs out here almost everyday, most of you know him and He showed me both cellar and bastard factory message boards. Anyways, hes now an major assshole and I told him if I keep getting texts/hangups at work, or sashas (my bestf) and home Im talking about my sex life on a board or two and I aint shy... lol. so i am. and will. I was younger when we did this. Hes older.... and he had done it before. It got pretty crazy after a few months of practice. My experiences eventually began entering the beginning stages of S&M. It got to the point that when it was over my eyes were completely dialated... and an adrenaline rush that made me feel high for hours after. We got really creative with it... eventually I was hanging dangling from the ceiling in hand cuffs, a blind fold and heels. This was a long time ago... there weren't really products sold in stores like there are now. I think that xoxoxbruce member was talking about toys in here a few weeks ago. It wasn't as much about the sex as it was the experience... the settings.... the toys.... the uncertainty... penetration wasn't as much a part of it as people would like to think.

07-29-2012, 12:34 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I did think it was charming how she actually thought anyone here would care. At all. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-29-2012, 01:09 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Pretty eyes, though. (smirk) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-29-2012, 02:52 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Thank god you banned her. I would rather tell you all about my sex life when I'm ready. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-29-2012, 04:47 PM	#9
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I think the ban was premature. We didn't even get a chance to mock her unmercifully. Or to start a forum war with that bastard site. •spoken in to my phone __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-29-2012, 12:21 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I notice there are two differently-colored catch lights in your eyes. That's a professional photographer's technique.

07-29-2012, 12:23 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I banned her. Sorry if you wanted to talk to her, but she seemed like a clear cut spammer to me. She's made virtually the same post at other sites over the last few months.

07-29-2012, 12:24 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Oh no I didn't want to talk to her, I wanted to expose her. S'ok.

07-29-2012, 05:14 PM	#10
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	So who is stopping you from organising another away mission? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-29-2012, 06:46 PM	#12
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	We could do that anyway, xenophobe. •spoken in to my phone __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-29-2012, 09:29 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Tsk tsk, Dana... she already said it wasn't about penetration! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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