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Old 04-30-2007, 09:37 AM   #31
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BTW, I'd say that security arches wouldn't be secure if all they found was ferrous metals.
It's called a magnetometer for a reason.

They aren't secure, and should be utilized in conjunction with a physical search. I have a knife (stainless steel, I'm not talking games with titanium) that I can carry through a metal detector. I usually make a point of doing so when we're training new staff.
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:15 AM   #32
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First - I'll tell you where I'LL put it, baby.

Second - "Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting?
Some may say that anal sex causes lawyers. Or so I've heard
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:15 AM   #33
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Wiki says;I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?
yeah, it's poorly worded
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:16 AM   #34
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"Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting?

picky, picky!
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:00 PM   #35
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Wiki says;I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?
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Some of us "dress left", so to speak. I'm afraid to ask what direction that would imply for the hardware. Down the inside of my thigh?
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:07 PM   #36
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er, not for a guiche.
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Old 05-01-2007, 04:01 PM   #37
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oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

buggers!
But I already started one about anal sex...
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:13 AM   #38
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Wow! i posted this, but then forgot about it (blush) i made a ot of postes. thank you all for your replys. some of you were vary kind.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:29 AM   #39
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er, not for a guiche.
That would be for the Prince Albert.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:34 AM   #40
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Sure, Dom ate a Sub or two, but he liked other kinds of sandwiches as well.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:43 AM   #41
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so were you able to make contact with like-minded people in your area, Jaden?
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:05 AM   #42
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so were you able to make contact with like-minded people in your area, Jaden?
Now you just have to wait for a year or so for his reply.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:06 AM   #43
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A YEAR? Fuck, I so wanted to know.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:19 AM   #44
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Maybe he'll get quicker.
Maybe his mistress will teach him not to be so tardy.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:20 AM   #45
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Oh we can only hope.
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