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An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.
![]() A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop..... B |
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 35,287
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Buttkick yer boss.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 26,636
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Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.
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Peoploid
Join Date: Aug 2017
Posts: 88
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Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.
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An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 35,287
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Fuck bosses.
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
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An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 490
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Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......
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^it sings^
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 8,046
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Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 35,287
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Hock a loogie on his office window.
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