How to get fired...ABC style

Dude111 · 01-09-2019, 12:41 AM

List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop.....

B

Gravdigr · 01-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Buttkick yer boss.

C

glatt · 01-10-2019, 04:45 PM

Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

Squawk · 01-11-2019, 04:26 AM

Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.

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Dude111 · 01-11-2019, 10:54 AM

Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo

F

Gravdigr · 01-11-2019, 11:14 AM

Fuck bosses.

G

Glinda · 01-12-2019, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Fuck bosses.

G

Boy howdy.

Took me ages to figure out there's a better way (contractorism RULES).

Dude111 · 01-30-2019, 06:37 PM

Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......

H

sexobon · 01-30-2019, 08:46 PM

Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.

Gravdigr · 01-31-2019, 12:18 PM

Hock a loogie on his office window.

I

01-10-2019, 04:27 PM	#2
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01-11-2019, 04:26 AM	#4
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 88	Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk __________________ "Oh, if only it were out of laziness that I have done nothing. Heavens, I should have had so much self respect!" Notes From The Underground, Fyodor Dostoevsky

01-11-2019, 11:14 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 35,287	Fuck bosses. G __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-31-2019, 12:18 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 35,287	Hock a loogie on his office window. I __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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01-09-2019, 12:41 AM	#1
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 490	List alphabetically ways to lose your job. A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop..... B

01-10-2019, 04:45 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 26,636	Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

01-11-2019, 10:54 AM	#5
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 490	Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo F

01-30-2019, 06:37 PM	#8
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 490	Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right....... H

01-30-2019, 08:46 PM	#9
sexobon ^it sings^ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,046	Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.

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