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Old 04-15-2019, 01:00 AM   #46
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Happy is a matter of perspective, aim low...
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Old 04-15-2019, 11:47 AM   #47
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Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.
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Old 04-15-2019, 11:51 AM   #48
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So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.
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Old 04-15-2019, 11:59 AM   #49
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I'm thinking there wasn't enough beer and women.
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Old 04-15-2019, 02:33 PM   #50
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I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?
Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a rebel with an "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!" attitude, but not in a bad way. I don't ever fuck with anyone unless/until they fuck with me. (To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I was lucky enough to get out at age 10 with the good kind of Texan-ness (plain-spoken, take-no-shit, dependable and reliable, hard-scrabble and hard-working) before I could be permanently infected with the bad sort of Texan-ness (bat-shit nuts, kill-'em-all-and-sort-'em-out-later, freakazoid hater).

And for that, I'm immensely grateful.
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Old 04-16-2019, 02:33 AM   #51
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(To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)
I like that in a woman.
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Old 04-17-2019, 11:29 PM   #52
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Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.
Firearm might be a time saver on that? And more humane?

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So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.
This is perfect.

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Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.
I don't really think Mr. Quirk is a nutcase.

Not all Texan men are Whacko Right Wing Extremists™ that handle snakes at church or Gun Finger Spinning Jackasses™

But what a better place it would be if they were.
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