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Old 04-23-2019, 04:28 AM   #5821
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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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Old 04-24-2019, 12:31 PM   #5822
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Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal

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Old 04-25-2019, 12:20 AM   #5823
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Work will make you strong...
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Old 04-25-2019, 12:21 PM   #5824
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I thought work was gonna set me free...
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Old 04-25-2019, 12:44 PM   #5825
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Ya load sixteen tons...
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Old 04-25-2019, 01:07 PM   #5826
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