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Old 05-19-2012, 01:30 AM   #721
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Hey, jokes about having sex with sheep are offensive!
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Old 05-19-2012, 01:53 AM   #722
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Listen here boy, I said try counting sheep to help you get to sleep ... not mounting sheep!
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:49 AM   #723
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:22 AM   #724
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I'm in KY remember...I gotta make fun of the other states when I get the chance. I don't get many...
Well, here's one for you:

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?







Yep. Because had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:40 PM   #725
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Yesterday, Obama ordered a bunch of new regulations designed to reduce prison rape. Federal funding will be cut for any prisons that don't comply.
Shameless shilling for the federally incarcerated vote.
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Old 05-19-2012, 05:54 PM   #726
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
Ewe had better be careful or he'll carve you up quicker than the Sunday roast!
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:19 AM   #727
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
There are shades of graze in this matter, but most people got mutton on you in the wit department. I wool look pasture lesser atttempts to equal you because I don't want to take sheep shots.
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:19 PM   #728
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Meh, you're all baananas.
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:24 PM   #729
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that was a good one co-pilot grav...
I really was hoping you, Clod, & MTP (seems like someone else here I like is in Texas, BrianR maybe?) wouldn't take too much offense at that.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:18 AM   #730
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Yesterday,[/url] Obama ordered a bunch of new regulations designed to reduce prison rape. Federal funding will be cut for any prisons that don't comply.
Oh, I am sure that will be effective and decreasing prison rape.... not.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:07 PM   #731
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Lessee now...what was this thread about again?

Oh, yeah, I member now:

Name: PirateWenches.jpg Views: 437 Size: 59.9 KB
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Old 06-18-2012, 07:37 AM   #732
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But the poster is incorrect.

When was the last time you saw a hot chick with no man anywhere nearby that you could see?


(If you're Grav and you're online, probably about three minutes ago, right? )

She's not alone.

Ninja boyfriend.
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Old 06-18-2012, 05:50 PM   #733
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But the poster is incorrect.

When was the last time you saw a hot chick with no man anywhere nearby that you could see?


(If you're Grav and you're online, probably about three minutes ago, right? )

She's not alone.

Ninja boyfriend.
That is so obvioulsy the right answer--why didn't I think of that?

If it had been a ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Old 06-22-2012, 01:20 PM   #734
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Yep. Grandmas rock.

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Old 06-22-2012, 03:12 PM   #735
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Nope, both dead.
Sigh.
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