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Old 05-04-2013, 07:22 PM   #1
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Is this chart accurate?
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Old 05-04-2013, 07:36 PM   #2
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No.
It doesn't show any of my sleep positions and I have about a dozen. Plus, that chick gt jammies on. I sleep commando.

That chart gets no feet up.
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:17 PM   #3
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Almost every body shifts about at night every 15 to 20 minutes.

Also, is b even possible? You'd slouch into a rounded shape as soon as you dozed off.
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:51 PM   #4
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If i had to choose, i would be a little from c and a little from e.
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:54 PM   #5
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41% of the population sleeps tucked up that hard into the fetal position? Baloney. For one thing, it's really hard to sleep like that with someone else in the bed, even if they're a space-minimizing "log" sleeper. When people say they sleep in the fetal position they really mean something more like choice C.
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:58 PM   #6
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No, the chart is not accurate because it does not even include a "normal" side position.
And not one single one uses the pillow.

Limes pictures me dozing on her sofa.
Me sleeping in bed is not all that different.

Goodnight, sweethearts.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:28 PM   #7
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If that's all the sleeping posititons, I apparently either don't sleep, or don't exist.

Just as I thought.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:29 PM   #8
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Sometimes I do sleep in the fetal position, but, there is hardly ever an '8' hovering over my head.
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:38 PM   #9
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That's a sheep she's counting. I understand your confusion, as you would have the sheep lower down.
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Old 05-05-2013, 06:51 PM   #10
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #11
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...and in front of a cliff. See, that way they push back.
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:59 PM   #12
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I sleep pretty straight, like B... of course, I bear a stronger resemblance to the P.
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Old 05-07-2013, 05:52 PM   #13
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I sleep like f, but on my face. What does that make me?
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:10 PM   #14
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I'm willing to sleep like any or all of 'em ... just want some.
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Old 05-07-2013, 08:19 PM   #15
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I sleep like f, but on my face. What does that make me?
This is where sheldon says, "easy to access"
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