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Old 11-02-2006, 10:23 AM   #31
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.... we really were sperated at birth weren't we?

Except I don't fall in love these days
i do believe we were! (Seperated at birth, that is--Sundae got all the culture and learning and I got all the Big Mac's and fries...)

As for love--methinks your prospects just opened up. 'Course, he's not an Earl, (like I imagined you wanted in my limerick) but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

What say we forecast each other's year?
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:23 AM   #32
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I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests over. That would be so mean! I wouldn't do it, I really have nothing to hide (I mean, who keeps their stash in their medicine cabinet? I wouldn't open a medicine cabinet because of the possibility of it.

So I guess I'm saying what keeps me "good" is not that I am inherently good but rather the horrible embarrassment of getting caught in not goodness!

Oh, and I drink too much, eat too much, love too much....too much!

My coworkers told me yesterday that the next time I think I'm going to have a "boyfriend" he will have to go before a committee. They wrote me a job description and everything.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:27 AM   #33
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[quote=Shawnee123]I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests[/QUOTE=Shawnee]

I know that trick. I prepare for it. What? You think I'm some amatuer?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:28 AM   #34
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What say we forecast each other's year?
Oh yes! About to log off, but will start a thread tomorrow unless you do it tonight...!

I LOVE fortune telling, and it annoys my rational mind that I really want to believe it - this way at least I know it's random.

BTW - I didn't get the culture & learning chick. I got the Big Mac & fries & vodka too.... Maybe we have a missing triplet?
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:29 AM   #35
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I repeatedly fail to fully appreciate each day I am alive. I compound the error by failing to express my appreciation for the people in my life.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:33 AM   #36
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You seem like a good dude BigV.

there, got mine done for the day!
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Old 11-02-2006, 11:10 AM   #37
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. Maybe we have a missing triplet?
Ooh ooh ooh...pick me pick me...please?
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Old 11-02-2006, 11:43 AM   #38
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Am feeling quite smug because I gave up smoking (very easily - haha!) when I got my cats.
Why quit because of the cats? Were they stealing your Players Navy Cuts while your back was turned or something?
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:03 PM   #39
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Why quit because of the cats? Were they stealing your Players Navy Cuts while your back was turned or something?
Look, you; much as I like you--SG needs to quit smoking so htere. SG is quitting xoz she WANTS to quit. there.
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:48 PM   #40
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So my co-workers say, they are tired of seeing my *jiggling* bits out the corner of their eye.
Are you pretty sure that they aren't just hinting that they'd like to see your jiggling bits up close, and without having to look out of the corner of their eye? I mean, I've seen these pictures lately, and that's how I've grown to feel about your jiggling bits.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:02 PM   #41
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Thats excellent BigV - best one yet! I think I'll go tell someone how much I appreciate them right now.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:12 PM   #42
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Thank you, yesman065. As the jingle goes, "it's good and good for you!"
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:47 PM   #43
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pooping in tackle boxes at sears.

Just kidding, it wasn't me.

being flippant (reserved for the cellar only)
I thought I may be consuming beverages to excess, then I spoke with a friend who drinks 9-24 beers (pub cans) per evening. That's from 5:30pm to 9:00 pm. That's one beer every 9 to 21 minutes.

By those standards, I don't even have a habit.

I often neglect to brush my teeth before bed, I rarely floss. I do not build up plaque.
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:56 PM   #44
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BigV has my vote. That is the best posted.

My worst habit? I've none but I am an A-one bitch.
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:00 PM   #45
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Big V is Helen Steiner-Rice in disguise and I claim my $5...
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