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Nic Name · 04-12-2002, 08:37 AM

... which had been separated from his body these many years.

As they played on, the rabble in the next room continued to talk over their conversation about ...

Griff · 04-12-2002, 08:44 AM

... the durability of a certain group of end zone seats in Giant Stadium which for obvious reasons lacked the requisite amount of re-rod.

Hubris Boy · 04-12-2002, 12:00 PM

Billy, of course, remained blissfully unaware of all this... but he was about to be roused prematurely from his nap by a man named Kilgore Trout.

Griff · 04-12-2002, 12:11 PM

Trout informed him of a certain Catch-22 in his situation.

jaguar · 04-12-2002, 06:27 PM

, blackmailing him with his membership of Hamas. This forced billy to

sycamore · 04-12-2002, 08:26 PM

...call Yasser Arafat immediately for guidance. Arafat was #2 on his cell phone's speed dial after his mom.

Nic Name · 04-12-2002, 10:09 PM

Mrs. Bob Thornton, who wasn't at all pleased with her son's taste in women.

04-12-2002, 10:28 PM

"That Angelina Jolie sure is a skanky ho-beast... kinda like me," Momma Thornton thought as she rubbed her wrinkly flesh with vegetable oil.

sycamore · 04-12-2002, 10:36 PM

...while her brother masturbated in front of her.

Nic Name · 04-12-2002, 10:57 PM

But enough of this Lara Croft polygonism, let's raid some tombs tonight.

04-13-2002, 12:19 AM

Perhaps we shall stumble across the evil Toronto Man, who tends to dwell in the cellar, and beat him senseless.

sycamore · 04-13-2002, 12:42 AM

Trout was based in Toronto. Rumor had it that he had a secret base beneath Air Canada Centre.

Nic Name · 04-13-2002, 12:47 AM

hailing from Toronto, Kilgore Trout has defined an underground HOUSE sound that we are pleased to present in a rare and intimate environment.

http://www.techno.ca/shrumtribe/html/body_burnt3.htm

jaguar · 04-13-2002, 01:03 AM

with Mrs Bob Thornton

Nic Name · 04-13-2002, 01:24 AM

from whom young Billy got the inspiration for his song Smoking in Bed.

04-12-2002, 08:37 AM	#16
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	... which had been separated from his body these many years. As they played on, the rabble in the next room continued to talk over their conversation about ... Last edited by Nic Name; 04-12-2002 at 08:41 AM.

04-12-2002, 06:27 PM	#20
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	, blackmailing him with his membership of Hamas. This forced billy to __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

04-12-2002, 08:26 PM	#21
sycamore Ain't nobody got time for that! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 11,841	...call Yasser Arafat immediately for guidance. Arafat was #2 on his cell phone's speed dial after his mom. __________________ Remember to be drinkable because your choice is fish. blog \| Twitter

04-12-2002, 10:36 PM	#24
sycamore Ain't nobody got time for that! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 11,841	...while her brother masturbated in front of her. __________________ Remember to be drinkable because your choice is fish. blog \| Twitter

04-12-2002, 10:57 PM	#25
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	But enough of this Lara Croft polygonism, let's raid some tombs tonight. Last edited by Nic Name; 04-13-2002 at 12:31 AM.

04-12-2002, 08:44 AM	#17
Griff Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 17,066	... the durability of a certain group of end zone seats in Giant Stadium which for obvious reasons lacked the requisite amount of re-rod.

04-12-2002, 12:00 PM	#18
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	Billy, of course, remained blissfully unaware of all this... but he was about to be roused prematurely from his nap by a man named Kilgore Trout.

04-12-2002, 12:11 PM	#19
Griff Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 17,066	Trout informed him of a certain Catch-22 in his situation.

04-12-2002, 10:09 PM	#22
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Mrs. Bob Thornton, who wasn't at all pleased with her son's taste in women.

04-12-2002, 10:28 PM	#23
dave Guest Posts: n/a	"That Angelina Jolie sure is a skanky ho-beast... kinda like me," Momma Thornton thought as she rubbed her wrinkly flesh with vegetable oil.

04-13-2002, 12:19 AM	#26
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Perhaps we shall stumble across the evil Toronto Man, who tends to dwell in the cellar, and beat him senseless.

04-13-2002, 12:42 AM	#27
sycamore Ain't nobody got time for that! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 11,841	Trout was based in Toronto. Rumor had it that he had a secret base beneath Air Canada Centre. __________________ Remember to be drinkable because your choice is fish. blog \| Twitter

04-13-2002, 12:47 AM	#28
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	hailing from Toronto, Kilgore Trout has defined an underground HOUSE sound that we are pleased to present in a rare and intimate environment. http://www.techno.ca/shrumtribe/html/body_burnt3.htm

04-13-2002, 01:03 AM	#29
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	with Mrs Bob Thornton __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

04-13-2002, 01:24 AM	#30
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	from whom young Billy got the inspiration for his song Smoking in Bed.

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