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Old 02-06-2007, 02:46 PM   #31
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that little stick of toenail that digs in to the toe next to it.
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:24 PM   #32
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people who spell SIGHT as SITE.
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People who spell CITE as SITE.
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:25 PM   #33
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People who that because you have opinions that differ from theirs, you are stupid, afraid, wrong, or mentally difficient in some other way.
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:42 PM   #34
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I'm with you on that one Spex!
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:59 PM   #35
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Idiots on the road who speed up out of my blind spot, cut me off in traffic, then make a turn 100 metres later. Totally pointless.

Bank fees.

Companies that prostitute all your confidential, personal details to whomever they choose for their own profit. Even more annoying is when they don't tell you who they gave your details to because it's confidential.

Shit that takes half a roll to wipe clean.

The prime minister. He must have a diamond doorknob and millions of minions that can only say "pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny".
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:25 PM   #36
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this
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:46 PM   #37
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Damn you all to hell, lumberjim. How long will it take for that little ditty to leave my brain???
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:57 PM   #38
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Chevy Tahoe chassises with penis compensation package add on.
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:16 PM   #39
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Justin Timberlake.

I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:
  • Britney Spears
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Jessica Biel
  • Scarlett Johansson
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Old 02-06-2007, 09:46 PM   #40
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he has redeemed all affronts with this, however:
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:41 AM   #41
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Justin Timberlake.

I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:

But, look who he hasn't: (that I know of)

*Brianna
*Sundae Girl
*Wolf
*Jinx
*Me

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Old 02-07-2007, 09:00 AM   #42
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Justin did try to hook up with me, but I was doing an inventory of my health & beauty shelf.

What annoys me? Stupid people mainly. Specifically today, stupid old women in the health food shop:

SOW#1 - They say it's going to snow tomorrow you know
SOW#2 - Oh you are a ray of sunshine, what do you want to say that for?
SOW#1 - No, they said it on the telly, going to snow tomorrow
SOW#2 - Better make sure you've stocked up then
SOW#1 - Oh yes, that's what I've come in for - sugar and prunes. My canister is nearly full but I thought if it's going to snow I better stock up. But they've run out!
SOW#2 - Run out?
SOW#1 - Of prunes dear, they've run out. Probably because it's been on the telly that it's going to snow.

Argh.
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:48 AM   #43
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SOW#1 - Oh yes, that's what I've come in for - sugar and prunes. My canister is nearly full but I thought if it's going to snow I better stock up. But they've run out!
SOW#2 - Run out?
SOW#1 - Of prunes dear, they've run out. Probably because it's been on the telly that it's going to snow.

Argh.
I always run out to stock up on prunes when it's going to snow.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:19 AM   #44
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LOL! maybe it's a better idea to stock up on toilet paper!
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:52 AM   #45
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funny you should ask. Re: shit that annoys me. I just found a pic that sums it up quite nicely.

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