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Conquistador
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 259
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If you do that again I'll knock you into next week.
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"I've shot you, Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations." |
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NOT food!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,194
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I'll hit you so hard, your mother will feel it.
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
Posts: 3,470
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When I told my mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
Posts: 7,013
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Look, bitch, you knew I was snake.
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Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good. |
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Writer of Writings
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: I bloom where planted
Posts: 14
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Librarian to law student- "the book title is Toxic Torts: T-O-X-I-C capital T-O-R-T-S, colon"
Law Student interrupts- "how do you spell colon?"
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"The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." J. Jacques, Questionable Content, #478 |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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They pelted me with rocks and garbage.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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always is, was, and ever shall be
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Northern NJ
Posts: 4,481
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I can't eat garbonzo beans.
How can anyone eat anything that starts with the same four letters as the word "garbage"?
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Kraut Pride World WideWe must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I don't know if I'm alive and dreaming, or dead and remembering. Death has a dignity all its own. |
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
- Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"