Be a post whore! - Page 8

Ibby · 04-22-2007, 11:18 PM

Let's pretend we're married and
go
all
night!

piercehawkeye45 · 04-22-2007, 11:49 PM

Worst/greatest pickup line ever.

"Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?"

I know someone that used that, he did not get laid that night.

freshnesschronic · 04-23-2007, 12:38 AM

Did he get a compensatory flash instead?

piercehawkeye45 · 04-23-2007, 12:38 AM

Nope, nothing.

He is kind of a tool anyways so I didn't really feel bad for him.

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2007, 08:21 AM

I HATE MY JOB. MY OTHERWISE WONDERFUL BOSS HAS BECOME A MICRO-MANAGING PAIN IN MY ASS. THE BOARD SHOT DOWN OUR REQUEST FOR ANOTHER STAFF PERSON, WHICH WE ASKED FOR BECAUSE OUR WORKLOADS HAVE INCREASED AT LEAST 4 FOLD SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE (5 years.)

SNARL, GRUMP, SNAP...

glatt · 04-23-2007, 11:00 AM

Got a call from my wife a few minutes ago. She had been able to secure some ammonia from the grocery store, and has doused two rags thoroughly with the foul stuff and shoved them into the base of our chimney where the furnace hooks into it. Hopefully that will drive our resident raccoon away. She's also called a chimney sweep to install a chimney cap later in the week. If the raccoon isn't gone by then, the chimney $weep can remove it for a $mall fee.

Moral of the story? You may be able to get away without a chimney cap for many many years, but eventually the lack of a cap will be a bigger problem than if you had just put one on in the first place.

BigV · 04-23-2007, 01:15 PM

Blackberry server down.

Hair on fire.

More updates as events unfold.

freshnesschronic · 04-23-2007, 01:26 PM

How big is your chimney's opening? Mine is like, two little cylinders less than a foot radius. A racoon got in there? Dangggg.

glatt · 04-23-2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

How big is your chimney's opening? Mine is like, two little cylinders less than a foot radius. A racoon got in there? Dangggg.

I didn't measure it, but it looks about 8 inches square from the ground.

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I didn't measure it, but it looks about 8 inches square from the ground.

Sigh, doesn't everything?

Weird Harold · 04-24-2007, 06:12 PM

My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute.

SadistSecret · 04-25-2007, 11:37 PM

Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it.

Griff · 04-26-2007, 07:29 AM

Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy

sycamore · 04-26-2007, 08:54 AM

Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.

Madman · 04-26-2007, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

So, you want your post count to go up? But can't think of anything worthy of its own thread? Post here!

Your random thoughts. Your useless post posting. Before you know it, you'll be a post whore extraordinaire!

I'm trying... I'm really trying hard. It's soooo difficult.

04-23-2007, 12:38 AM	#108
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Did he get a compensatory flash instead? __________________ To dream is to fly.

04-23-2007, 08:21 AM	#110
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I HATE MY JOB. MY OTHERWISE WONDERFUL BOSS HAS BECOME A MICRO-MANAGING PAIN IN MY ASS. THE BOARD SHOT DOWN OUR REQUEST FOR ANOTHER STAFF PERSON, WHICH WE ASKED FOR BECAUSE OUR WORKLOADS HAVE INCREASED AT LEAST 4 FOLD SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE (5 years.) SNARL, GRUMP, SNAP... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-23-2007, 01:15 PM	#112
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,326	Blackberry server down. Hair on fire. More updates as events unfold. __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

04-23-2007, 01:26 PM	#113
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	How big is your chimney's opening? Mine is like, two little cylinders less than a foot radius. A racoon got in there? Dangggg. __________________ To dream is to fly.

04-24-2007, 06:12 PM	#116
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

04-22-2007, 11:49 PM	#107
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,645	Worst/greatest pickup line ever. "Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?" I know someone that used that, he did not get laid that night.

04-23-2007, 12:38 AM	#109
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,645	Nope, nothing. He is kind of a tool anyways so I didn't really feel bad for him.

04-23-2007, 11:00 AM	#111
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 18,008	Got a call from my wife a few minutes ago. She had been able to secure some ammonia from the grocery store, and has doused two rags thoroughly with the foul stuff and shoved them into the base of our chimney where the furnace hooks into it. Hopefully that will drive our resident raccoon away. She's also called a chimney sweep to install a chimney cap later in the week. If the raccoon isn't gone by then, the chimney $weep can remove it for a $mall fee. Moral of the story? You may be able to get away without a chimney cap for many many years, but eventually the lack of a cap will be a bigger problem than if you had just put one on in the first place.

04-25-2007, 11:37 PM	#117
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it. __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

04-26-2007, 07:29 AM	#118
Griff Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 17,066	Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis ...how easily the learned give up the evidence of their senses to preserve the coherence of ideas in their imagination. - Adam Smith

04-26-2007, 08:54 AM	#119
sycamore Ain't nobody got time for that! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 11,841	Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead. __________________ Remember to be drinkable because your choice is fish. blog \| Twitter

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