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Old 11-07-2007, 10:37 PM   #16
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Japan uses about 25 billion sets of disposable chopsticks per year (which is about four per person per week). Some green-minded folks prefer to carry their own reusable chopsticks, but when a girl goes out on the town, what's she supposed to do? This....

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A model wearing a 'My Chopsticks' bra. Japanese women with green issues close to their hearts may soon be able to wear a bra which can carry their own chopsticks in a bid to reduce waste. The bra, created by Triumph Japan, sports cups styled like a bowl of rice and a bowl of miso soup and side pouches for the chopsticks.(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:27 PM   #17
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Would not the hot soup hurt her tender, yet tasty, nipples?
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Old 11-09-2007, 08:46 AM   #18
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Thats wanton soup. Ba dum dum!

(Worst pun ever?)
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:42 AM   #19
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Thats wanton soup. Ba dum dum!

(Worst pun ever?)
I think it's quite an attractive bra. In fact, it's getting me a little worked up. Miso horny.

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Old 11-09-2007, 09:55 AM   #20
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I think it's quite an attractive bra. In fact, it's getting me a little worked up. Miso horny.

(This is The Cellar -- lay out a bad pun, and somebody will be along with a worse one very soon.)

lol...the name I came up with for my cornhole team here at the college (for those who don't know, cornhole is a similar-to-horseshoes game we hicks in Ohio play) was MeSoCorny.
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:55 AM   #21
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You know what I really find "wacky"? Is the fact that you got your information from the NY Times. what up wi' dhat?..

(coke story that is)

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Old 11-09-2007, 10:05 AM   #22
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You know what I really find "wacky"? Is the fact that you got your information from the NY Times. what up wi' dhat?..

(coke story that is)
Simple.
I am a man of the world, and read the NYT, the Times of London, Le Monde, the Chunichi shimbun, and the Wangaratta Weekly.

[ boring ]
I follow a news-on-Japan collation site which links to any news service mentioning Japan. I found it there.
[ /boring ]

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Old 11-09-2007, 10:12 AM   #23
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I was just assuming, since you actually lived there......I don't see how you possibly have time to read all those newpapers. When it's quite obvious you spend an inordinate amount of time here
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:18 AM   #24
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lol...the name I came up with for my cornhole team here at the college (for those who don't know, cornhole is a similar-to-horseshoes game we hicks in Ohio play) was MeSoCorny.
Hicks in Georgia play it as well. I had never heard of it until about a month ago.

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Old 11-09-2007, 10:24 AM   #25
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My dad made the boards for a while. I helped him with a couple sets, which was fun. The neighbor lady would make the bags and my sis-in-law would paint them. It just got to be too much in materials as my dad would never take money for them.

Fun game though!
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:25 AM   #26
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Someday I will have to play it.
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:27 AM   #27
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Words of advice. Place corn bag in dominant (throwing) hand. Balance self with beer of choice in other hand. Heckling is an experience enhancer.
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:49 PM   #28
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Miso horny.
Been a long time since I blew beer out of my nose. Thanks
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Old 11-15-2007, 03:06 PM   #29
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Old 11-16-2007, 08:33 AM   #30
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This friendly little mouse, with the blue condom on its head, is Pi-po-chan, the mascot of the Tokyo Police force. Piiiiii-pohhhhh is the sound Japanese police sirens make, and "chan" is a familiar version of "san". So the name translates roughly as "Wee-wah-sweetie".
Yes, the cops in a city of 32 million keep order with a mouse. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!

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