More Wacky Japanese Stuff - Page 6

wolf · 09-02-2009, 09:52 AM

Robonurse looks much friendlier than, but not more useful than a Hoyer lift.

Very reminiscent of the Cyberdyne video that leads in to Terminator 3-D at Universal ... the part where the mom tucks her kid in?

Glinda · 09-02-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Robonurse looks much friendlier than, but not more useful than a Hoyer lift.

I think it looks just like pedobear.

ZenGum · 12-10-2009, 02:52 AM

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Japanese create talking toilet
Major Japanese toilet maker Toto has created a talking commode. The new Neo model has a robotic lid that moves in time with its voice, which for some reason is male. Neo features in a series of short video ads for the Japanese market, apparently as a joke. The videos show Neo chatting with a man about everyday things like relationships and riding Japan Railways trains.

Neo 2 is designed to provide every function imaginable, a tongue-in-cheek reference to Japan's highly engineered toilets. Neo 2's ridiculously long armrest features more than 10 buttons. They can make Neo 2 tell jokes, give the weather forecast, or display an outsize bum scrubber.

TheMercenary · 12-10-2009, 07:54 AM

ZenGum · 01-06-2012, 04:54 AM

With retail sales sluggish, Japanese marketing executives reach for the internet thesaurus to emphasise how serious this sale is:

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infinite monkey · 01-06-2012, 07:25 AM

Hahahhahahaaaa!

ZenGum · 06-15-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Heart shaped bubble wrap and square melons - I love the Japanese.

I am only surprised it took so long:

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xoxoxoBruce · 06-16-2012, 12:43 AM

It didn't, they were selling square ones 5 years ago, and heart shaped 3 years ago.

Sundae · 06-16-2012, 02:54 AM

Yebbut Zen is thinking in terms of Japanese dynasties.
Given that their recorded history is dated in the AD rather than BC, how did it take so long to grow a heart-shaped melon?!

footfootfoot · 06-16-2012, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

This from the New York Times, at http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/20/wo...87a&ei=5087%0A

Some facts:
There are around 5,000,000 vending machines in Japan.
The incidence of violent crime is one seventh the rate in the United States.
The rate of violent crime is falling.
And my favorite:

Does anyone believe for a second that this might actually work, and not leave you standing there looking like a complete twit when the stalker rips open the fabric?

They were bought for cosplay, zen. You're slipping...

Lola Bunny · 06-16-2012, 09:29 PM

Ohhhhhh....me like that watermelon.

Gravdigr · 06-17-2012, 02:24 PM

I bet it tastes like ashes and regret.

ZenGum · 02-21-2013, 10:03 PM

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The spreading epidemic of media placement seeping into every nook and cranny of your daily life is something known in the advertising industry as Ad Creep.

Well, media placement doesn't get much creepier than this.

Japanese PR company Absolute Territory has begun paying young women (18+) to wear advertising stickers on their thighs between the edge of their miniskirts and their high socks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/n...japanese-girls

footfootfoot · 02-22-2013, 09:03 AM

I'm going back to my "This space for rent" user title.

Gravdigr · 02-22-2013, 10:47 AM

Ok, I'm hooked.

Do they come in braille?

09-02-2009, 09:52 AM	#76
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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,614	With retail sales sluggish, Japanese marketing executives reach for the internet thesaurus to emphasise how serious this sale is: __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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06-16-2012, 12:43 AM	#83
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 41,937	It didn't, they were selling square ones 5 years ago, and heart shaped 3 years ago. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

06-16-2012, 02:54 AM	#84
Sundae Ignis aurum probat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ye Olde Englande Posts: 20,493	Yebbut Zen is thinking in terms of Japanese dynasties. Given that their recorded history is dated in the AD rather than BC, how did it take so long to grow a heart-shaped melon?! __________________ none thought of the others they would never meet, or how their lives would all contain this hour

06-16-2012, 09:29 PM	#86
Lola Bunny Professor Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1,563	Ohhhhhh....me like that watermelon.

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Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	Ok, I'm hooked. Do they come in braille? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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