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12-16-2007, 01:54 AM
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When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
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12-16-2007, 02:03 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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I get around it by the rule that it's the way the top of the nut/screw/lid is moving, that you go by. My rule was: Clockwise to screw, ANTI-clockwise to ANTI-screw. (Ok COUNTER-clockwise to COUNTER-screw for you Americans.)
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12-16-2007, 03:35 PM
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The future is unwritten
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12-16-2007, 05:18 PM
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Chock full O' facts
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Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.
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12-17-2007, 10:17 AM
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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12-17-2007, 03:11 PM
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Try this one: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? |
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12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
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only 99c
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You get an alert from the print manager to change the invisible cart.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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12-17-2007, 05:13 PM
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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12-17-2007, 06:51 PM
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Why do we label underwear as a pair?
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12-17-2007, 06:58 PM
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two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.
next.
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12-17-2007, 07:01 PM
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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12-17-2007, 07:02 PM
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No.
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12-17-2007, 07:03 PM
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If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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12-19-2007, 05:55 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Is Cicero too busy to be on the cellar?!? AAAAhhh! Christmas! New Job! Aaaaah!
Gotta go... 
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