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as filthy as a good set of beer goggles
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Friendswood, Tx.
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don't you hate it when you call a friend and hope everything is alright between y'all but only to find out that, no, they are still obviously pissed and can't forgive?
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Philthyism #69.1 - trust me on this one. Don't EVER masturbate after slicing up fresh jalepeno peppers! Philthyism #69.2 - **WARNING** reading Infinite Monkey's posts maybe hazardous to your beer's health! oh. and your keyboard and monitor too because of said beer. |
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Professor
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 1,570
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Perhaps it's forgiven but not forgotten. There's a saying, "You fooled me once, shame on you. You fooled my twice, shame on me." Sometimes you (a general you here) must put yourself into other people's shoes to sympathize. Try to understand the hurt that was done and the trust that needs to be regained.
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only 99c
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tena City
Posts: 24,152
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Should spectators wear safety goggles here?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Professor
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 1,570
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Nopes, we all can chill
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Professor
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,622
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
Posts: 14,417
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I'll say it again, I can feel there's a lot of love in the room.
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 10,735
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I think you've been duly warned about feeling everyone else's 'love.'
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There aren't enough natural disasters to go around. We need more natural disasters, and they need to be more fairly distributed. |
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
Posts: 14,417
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Sometimes, it gets kind of lonely out here on the internet...
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 10,735
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![]() Like the lonely cowboy, riding fences Dwellars do their special dances Finding care in special ways Getting through the lonely days
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There aren't enough natural disasters to go around. We need more natural disasters, and they need to be more fairly distributed. |
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,324
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Today, for some unknown reason, everyone that works with me has some little extra thing they need, and only I can help them with it. It's good to be needed.....but fuck, people... take a number!
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-- I'm breathing, so I guess I'm still alive. Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. - Maynard Keenan |
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
Posts: 14,417
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Quote:
lean back in your chair and look them right in the eye while you massage your nipple while telling them that it makes you kind of sparkly when they ask for your help "that way" then wink. You should be left alone at least until HR calls you in.
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 10,735
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Won't work. I tried it last week and there were 30 people lined up outside my office, waiting to see me.
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
Posts: 14,417
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You weren't wearing your JimHelm mask were you?
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What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 10,735
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Was I not supposed to?
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What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 10,735
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today: system up system down system up record lock call help desk system up system down software lock start over system up system down...
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