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Old 07-18-2011, 04:58 PM   #3646
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don't you hate it when you call a friend and hope everything is alright between y'all but only to find out that, no, they are still obviously pissed and can't forgive?
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Old 07-18-2011, 05:58 PM   #3647
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Perhaps it's forgiven but not forgotten. There's a saying, "You fooled me once, shame on you. You fooled my twice, shame on me." Sometimes you (a general you here) must put yourself into other people's shoes to sympathize. Try to understand the hurt that was done and the trust that needs to be regained.
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:43 PM   #3648
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Should spectators wear safety goggles here?
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:56 PM   #3649
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Nopes, we all can chill and have some ....
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Old 07-18-2011, 09:30 PM   #3650
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Should spectators wear safety goggles here?
With the current participants, I reckon we can leave the safety googles off.
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:23 AM   #3651
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I'll say it again, I can feel there's a lot of love in the room.
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:29 AM   #3652
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I think you've been duly warned about feeling everyone else's 'love.'

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Old 07-19-2011, 10:35 AM   #3653
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Sometimes, it gets kind of lonely out here on the internet...
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:52 AM   #3654
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Like the lonely cowboy, riding fences
Dwellars do their special dances
Finding care in special ways
Getting through the lonely days
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:10 AM   #3655
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Today, for some unknown reason, everyone that works with me has some little extra thing they need, and only I can help them with it. It's good to be needed.....but fuck, people... take a number!
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:33 AM   #3656
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Today, for some unknown reason, everyone that works with me has some little extra thing they need, and only I can help them with it. It's good to be needed.....but fuck, people... take a number!
Try this out next time someone comes asking for help,
lean back in your chair and look them right in the eye while you massage your nipple while telling them that it makes you kind of sparkly when they ask for your help "that way" then wink.

You should be left alone at least until HR calls you in.
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:40 AM   #3657
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Won't work. I tried it last week and there were 30 people lined up outside my office, waiting to see me.
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:42 AM   #3658
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Won't work. I tried it last week and there were 30 people lined up outside my office, waiting to see me.
You weren't wearing your JimHelm mask were you?
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:02 PM   #3659
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Was I not supposed to?
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:04 PM   #3660
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today: system up system down system up record lock call help desk system up system down software lock start over system up system down...
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