Weird News

[infinite monkey]

Me too! Maybe they were really in love.

[Gravdigr]

[glatt]

Child custody battle? Dude's not missing, he's hiding.

[classicman]

"The 32-year-old actor, who played John Connor in "Terminator 3," is
thought to have been last seen in Los Angeles' run-down Skid Row district
on May 9, according to the missing-persons police report Stahl's wife, Rose Murphy,
filed with the Los Angeles Police Department at 10 a.m. on Monday."

[infinite monkey]

I'm sorry. I thought he was a hobo.

[Gravdigr]

from Bowling Green (KY) Daily News

Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 12:27 pm

Former TV cop hit with drug charge in BG

By DEBORAH HIGHLAND The Daily News dhighland@bgdailynews.com/783-3243 bgdailynews.com

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Just hours after Paul Michael Glaser – an author and actor best known for his portrayal of 1970s television cop David Starsky in the show “Starsky & Hutch” – read excerpts from his book to schoolchildren here last week, Bowling Green police Officer Michael Rexroat busted him on a drug charge.

Glaser, 69, of Venice, Calif., is charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia-buy/possess, according to Warren Circuit Court records. He was cited to appear in Warren District Court in front of Judge John Brown at 1:30 p.m. May 31. City police spokesman Officer Ronnie Ward confirmed that the man cited here is the same man who portrayed the TV police officer.

Glaser was in Bowling Green on May 10 promoting his young adult fantasy novel, “Chrystallia and the Source of Light,” which was released last fall. He read to children at Moss Middle School and Bowling Green Junior High School. He also spoke at the Warren County Public Library.

The book is about a girl and her brother who are about to lose their mother and their house. It’s their last Christmas together, and the children discover an underground world of crystals and minerals. Glaser told students at both schools that he based the story on his own life experiences and interests. He lost his first wife and a daughter to AIDS.

City police were called to Glaser’s hotel, the Hilton Garden Inn, 1020 Wilkinson Trace, on the afternoon of May 10 after an anonymous complaint “of a person named ‘Paul Glaser’ smoking marijuana near the elevators,” Rexroat wrote in the citation.

Rexroat knocked on Glaser’s hotel room door, Room 444. Glaser opened the door, allowed Rexroat to enter the room and consented to a room search, according to the citation.

Rexroat found an object that appeared to be a box in the front pocket of a pair of blue jeans. The “box turned out to be a pipe” and Rexroat alleges that “the box” contained burnt marijuana residue, according to the citation.

Glaser acknowledged that the substance was medical marijuana prescribed to him in California, according to the citation.

Kentucky does not recognize medical marijuana licenses from other states and does not issue any, Bowling Green-Warren County Drug Task Force Director Tommy Loving said. No amount of marijuana is legal for possession in Kentucky.

If convicted as charged, Glaser could receive a 45-day sentence for the marijuana possession charge, a class B misdemeanor, and up to 12 months on the paraphernalia charge, a class A misdemeanor, Assistant County Attorney Jill Justice said.

— Staff writer Laurel Wilson contributed to this report.

Yes, you read that right, the pipe carries more time than the dope.

[classicman]

Oye'

[Lamplighter]

OregonLive.com
Everton Bailey Jr
6/7/12

Love tote to downtown Portland apartment runs afoul of police

Aisea Poulivaati and other workers at a downtown Portland apartment complex
wondered for months what a man kept lugging around in a pink rolling suitcase.
Monday afternoon, a caller told police that a man kidnapped a woman,
put her in a pink suitcase and took it into the apartments.

Lowe denied knowing anything about a woman in a suitcase, said a police report.
But officers searched the apartment.
They found a pink suitcase in the living room and Kola J. McGrath, 50, in the closet.

Workers at the complex said McGrath and Lowe were in a relationship.
But she was banned after breaking a fire extinguisher case
with her purse while arguing with him, Poulivaati said.
She also had been warned about violating the building's visitation policy.

[TheMercenary]

Got Bandaid?

http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/0...g-in-your-leg/

[BigV]

Nice catch! "soft tissue" indeed.

[ZenGum]

[Gravdigr]

RPGintheleg...Man, I hate when that happens.

[Sundae]

Interesting situation (I thought RPG was a Role Playing Game), weird scenario and brave man but awful article. Very sloppy journalism.

[Lamplighter]

ABC News
By KATIE MOISSE (@katiemoisse)
June 29, 2012

Man Plagued by Porn-Induced Headaches

A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers
30 minutes before watching the X-rated movies, according to a case study.

The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of
"severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.

"Progressively, he started to refrain from viewing videos as a means of avoiding headaches,"
researchers from Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University in New Delhi, India,
wrote in the case study published in the June issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior.
The cause of the man's ill-timed headaches, triggered only by porn and not by sex or masturbation, is unclear.

Maybe it's a male version of the same problem Linda Lovelace had in her famous movie.

[BrianR]

Have you ever SEEN Indian porn? That'll give ANYBODY a headache!