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Old 07-14-2008, 09:32 PM   #121
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concerns over the zoonotic nature of brucellosis
Two new dictionary words in one sentence, that rarely happens, thanks sw.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:51 PM   #122
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Woman finds brand new grenade in backyard

What more can I say, but.... Gooood Morning.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:18 PM   #123
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Woman finds brand new grenade in backyard

What more can I say, but.... Gooood Morning.
I like this quote:

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"It is quite unusual for someone to find a grenade in their backyard, especially one that hasn't been spent," Edmonton police spokeswoman Patrycia Chalupczynska said.
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:26 PM   #124
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imagine that...

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Old 07-15-2008, 08:52 PM   #125
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"Edmonton police spokeswoman Patrycia Chalupczynska"


Hi Pat. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Old 07-15-2008, 09:56 PM   #126
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Tell him what he's won ....
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:09 AM   #127
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Police: GPS sucks, stop using it

Complete with pictures of crashes caused by people following their car GPS directions, even when it leads them astray. Like this:

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Old 07-30-2008, 02:43 PM   #128
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Preacher Freezer!

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Old 07-30-2008, 03:17 PM   #129
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Damn, and he's such a good actor. I guess that was the role of his life!
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:27 PM   #130
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why would he have not disposed of the pieces at some point in the last three years? seriously stupid criminals.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:32 PM   #131
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Did he keep the fava beans and Chianti in the freezer next to her liver?
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:10 PM   #132
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why would he have not disposed of the pieces at some point in the last three years? seriously stupid criminals.
What a waste. The meat wouldn't be much good after three years.
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Old 07-30-2008, 07:17 PM   #133
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Anthony Hopkins? You have to be kidding me?!? lol!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:11 AM   #134
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Who woulda thunk?
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:25 PM   #135
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Greyhead bus lines

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