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04-15-2009, 10:40 PM
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NOT food!
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The Car Soccer
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04-16-2009, 12:05 AM
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Questionist
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mom drove was
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04-16-2009, 05:12 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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on fire and
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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04-16-2009, 11:42 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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her acrylic nails
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04-16-2009, 12:11 PM
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all hollowed out
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scraped frantically on
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The meanest Mom EVER!!!! |
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04-16-2009, 12:59 PM
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NOT food!
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his belt buckle
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04-16-2009, 01:11 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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as she attempted
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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04-16-2009, 01:23 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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to free him
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04-16-2009, 03:04 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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from the rare
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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04-18-2009, 08:16 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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Jabberwock Jock fungus
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04-18-2009, 08:57 PM
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all hollowed out
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that had infested
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04-18-2009, 09:58 PM
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always is, was, and ever shall be
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and mutated into
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 Kraut Pride World WideWe must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I don't know if I'm alive and dreaming, or dead and remembering. Death has a dignity all its own. |
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04-19-2009, 08:16 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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a new strain
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04-19-2009, 03:55 PM
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always is, was, and ever shall be
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of the deadly
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Kraut Pride World WideWe must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I don't know if I'm alive and dreaming, or dead and remembering. Death has a dignity all its own. |
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04-19-2009, 03:59 PM
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The Great Offender
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yet hilariously emasculating
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