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Old 02-24-2012, 01:56 PM   #766
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Oh yeah, I forgot I'm pregnant.

No, tummy has settled. I'm good to go.

3 more hours.
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Old 02-24-2012, 07:03 PM   #767
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You people make me sick!
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:38 AM   #768
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My groove isn't scorched...

but my canal is coated. With superglue. I had a tickle in my right ear, I stuck my finger in there to untickle it, and found that my finger had had a coating of still wet superglue, which was fortuitously wiped clean on the inside of my f*cking ear.

I swear, I can't take me anywhere.


...wha?



I SAID I CAN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE!
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:22 AM   #769
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you dingbat. Are you going to see a doctor or hope it grows out with your skin and wax?
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:55 AM   #770
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We're all glad you were not scratching any one of several other places that can tickle.
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Old 02-29-2012, 10:55 AM   #771
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Just pour some nail polish remover in there. You might be fine.
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:17 AM   #772
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Just pour some nail polish remover in there. You might be fine.
This is like a bunch of little boys sitting around playing "I dare you"

HLJ, I dare you.
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:31 AM   #773
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Just pour some nail polish remover in there. You might be fine.
Thank goodness I can't hear you.

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Old 02-29-2012, 12:34 PM   #774
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You might be fine.
You like red wine?

My tinnitus has gotten REALLY bad lately.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:24 PM   #775
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Serious thought.

The ear canal is lined with hair which both contributes to hearing and moves old wax out.

If there is a significant amount of glue, these functions will be interrupted. you might *need* to get that glue out.

But if you grab it and pull, you're going to rip all those hairs out. That's bad.

Seriously, are you going to get it checked by a doctor?
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:06 PM   #776
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Thank you for your serious thought. The serious reply is "too late". It was very irritating and I have already worried it out with my finger and a paperclip. There wasn't much glue in there, I guess, but it felt (and sounded!) like a lot. I scratched and rubbed and picked and cussed until I couldn't detect any more. Did I lose some hairs? I'm sure I did. Did I lose some blood? A little. Did I lose some hearing? Doubtful, from this most recent abuse. I likely lost more hearing during my log splitting escapade.

Thanks for your concern.
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Old 03-10-2012, 01:06 PM   #777
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I am posting this because Lake Oswego High School
is where my 3 girls graduated, and I am truly scorched.

Lake Oswego is the highest income, bedroom of the PDX area.
I'm hoping the Principal, the School Board, and especially the Coach
get a public shellacking over it all.

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Nicole Dungca, The Oregonian
3/7/12

Racist tweets lead to reprimands for Lake Oswego football players; 3 students suspended
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A cluster of messages from anonymous Twitter accounts,
one of which targeted an African-American student with racist postings,
have led to the suspension of three Lake Oswego High School students,
the reprimand of several football teammates and a Lake Oswego Police Department investigation.

Lake Oswego High School Principal Bruce Plato confirmed three students
were suspended last week related to the Twitter incidents,
but declined to say whether they will have expulsion hearings.
He also said he did not know who was responsible for the racist postings.

Marqueese Royster, a former Lake Oswego High School football player
who transferred to Lakeridge High School, and his mother, AnnaLisa Royster,
filed a police report on Feb. 24.
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Lake Oswego football coach Steve Coury said the students who received
the most severe discipline were suspended not for the content of the tweets
but for setting up an imposter twitter account for the vice principal and
tweeting "kind of crude things about Dave."

<snip>
Coury called the incident "a bunch of kids being stupid and communicating in a world for everybody to see."
<snip>
Coach Coury doesn't get it that the issue is not kids being "stupid",
and it's not about putting the crap out there for "everybody to see".
Lake Oswego is already known for it's lily white population, and has even called Lake NoN*****'s.

Coach Steve Coury needs some back-side "education and training"
as to what "leadership" and "sportsmanship" really mean,
and maybe several weeks of private, in-home contemplation without pay.

Maybe some letters to the Lake Oswego School Board from all over Dweller-land would have an effect...
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:18 AM   #778
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The two treasurers at my kids' school. Asshats. One has me doing his job for him (I just realized, so I decided to stop because it's taking too much time, pissing me off and making my volunteer job unenjoyable) and the other seeks to "put me in my place" at every opportunity -mostly by making a comment about my fundraiser in an email to the finance committee, then berating me for clogging up everybody's inboxes when I reply to it. She can just fuck off. that is all.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:28 AM   #779
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I read that initially as 'treasures'. Thought you were sarcastically referring to ytwo kids at the school...

Was thinking, damn that's an adult way of causing trouble!
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:58 PM   #780
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Who do I have to have sex with to get some air in this office? You can walk from the front to the back...in the front you can breath, in the middle you are in a sauna, in the back you can breath.
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