October 27, 2008: Scotoplanes

xoxoxoBruce · 10-26-2008, 03:28 AM

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Sea Pig or by its scientific name, Scotoplane, is a wacky little creature. It usually inhabits the sea beds and feeds on the mud, taking in the organic materials settled there for nutrition.

Translation; they eat the poop of every other creature in the sea... and probably their own.

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Despite the gross little tentacles and the various suckers, some people find it absolutely adorable. But given the actual lack of any cuteness, it's placed number 5 on our list.

The "list" is the "Top Six Ugliest Animals on Mother Earth", which you can see here.

Big ass spiders, electrocuted cows, poop eaters, I'll be glad when this election is over. :haha"

Scriveyn · 10-26-2008, 04:33 AM

What's it called on a Chinese menu?

SPUCK · 10-26-2008, 06:03 AM

"Main course"

That thing is so ugly only it's mother would... um no, no, she wouldn't.

ZenGum · 10-26-2008, 06:31 AM

I guess to one scotoplane, another scotoplane could be very beautiful. But not to me, those things are ugly, although in a practical kind of way.

Follow Bruce's link. Ali, does number six look like Russ Hinze to you??

P.S. I see Jesus upside-down in the monkfish's mouth.

xhaos01 · 10-26-2008, 08:02 AM

I still think the Naked Mole Rat is the ugliest thing on the planet... but thats just me.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...rat_image.html

ZenGum · 10-26-2008, 08:16 AM

The naked mole rat. The only predator masculine enough to hunt the vagina dentata.

SquidGirl · 10-26-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xhaos01

I still think the Naked Mole Rat is the ugliest thing on the planet... but thats just me.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...rat_image.html

Imaging *being* the Naked Mole Rat. Not only do you have an identity crisis (am I a mole or am I a rat) you also have to deal with being NAKED all the time! Hmm....maybe that wouldn't be so bad......

Sundae Girl · 10-26-2008, 09:49 AM

Actually they remind me of something out of Japanese animation. I could see them as Pokemon. And yes, I do find them quite cute.
Bless them, toiling away, benefiting the sea, minding their own business. Then hauled into an alien environment so they can be photographed and called ugly.

Poor babies.

richlevy · 10-26-2008, 10:58 AM

When I saw the rubber gloves holding them, it looked like a surgeon holding human organs - kidneys or really large testicles.

Cloud · 10-26-2008, 11:23 AM

another reason not to be a mermaid

Nirvana · 10-26-2008, 11:32 AM

It looks like a giant tick!

Gravdigr · 10-26-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

When I saw the rubber gloves holding them, it looked like a surgeon holding human organs - kidneys or really large testicles.

Dude. Those would be some SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP testicles. Seriously.

Cicero · 10-26-2008, 08:29 PM

It's a septic treatment unit for the sea! How useful.

onetrack · 10-26-2008, 10:48 PM

Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ...

TheMercenary · 10-26-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by onetrack

Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ... :BG:

Good one, They actually look like dophins or sharks.

10-26-2008, 06:31 AM	#4
ZenGum Putting the fist in pacifist. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 5,323	I guess to one scotoplane, another scotoplane could be very beautiful. But not to me, those things are ugly, although in a practical kind of way. Follow Bruce's link. Ali, does number six look like Russ Hinze to you?? P.S. I see Jesus upside-down in the monkfish's mouth. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-26-2008, 08:16 AM	#6
ZenGum Putting the fist in pacifist. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 5,323	The naked mole rat. The only predator masculine enough to hunt the vagina dentata. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-26-2008, 09:49 AM	#8
Sundae Girl famously pink Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Aylesbury, Bucks Posts: 10,630	Actually they remind me of something out of Japanese animation. I could see them as Pokemon. And yes, I do find them quite cute. Bless them, toiling away, benefiting the sea, minding their own business. Then hauled into an alien environment so they can be photographed and called ugly. Poor babies. __________________ "It's all energy give and take anyway." T E H Shaw

10-26-2008, 10:58 AM	#9
richlevy Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 5,192	When I saw the rubber gloves holding them, it looked like a surgeon holding human organs - kidneys or really large testicles. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

10-26-2008, 11:23 AM	#10
Cloud has doubts Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: USA MTZ (GMT-7) Posts: 6,291	another reason not to be a mermaid __________________ Boredom is for extroverts. blog:www.piercedconsumer.com

10-26-2008, 04:33 AM	#2
Scriveyn Here Be Dragons Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 328	What's it called on a Chinese menu?

10-26-2008, 06:03 AM	#3
SPUCK Lecturer Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 761	"Main course" That thing is so ugly only it's mother would... um no, no, she wouldn't.

10-26-2008, 08:02 AM	#5
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 73	I still think the Naked Mole Rat is the ugliest thing on the planet... but thats just me. http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...rat_image.html

10-26-2008, 11:32 AM	#11
Nirvana I am having an "out of money" experience. . . Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 796	It looks like a giant tick! __________________ He who asks a question is a fool for a minute, he who doesn't, is a fool forever. . .

10-26-2008, 08:29 PM	#13
Cicero high maintenance Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 4,703	It's a septic treatment unit for the sea! How useful. __________________ If you aren't confused, you have no idea what's really going on.

10-26-2008, 10:48 PM	#14
onetrack Resident President Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Western Australia Posts: 84	Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ... __________________ Illiterate??? - Not a problem! Write today for more information!! .... Last edited by onetrack; 10-26-2008 at 11:28 PM.

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