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Old 03-22-2012, 03:45 PM   #1
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Questionable Headlines

There may be a thread like this, I was too lazy to look.

Anywho, I got a bunch of these in email, and thought I'd share. These make you wonder.

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Old 03-22-2012, 03:47 PM   #2
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:25 PM   #3
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Is missing a brain a required criteria to work for a paper?
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:29 PM   #4
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I don't know how many are real or not...don't care 'cause they're funny, but the best one I ever saw IRL was in the early 90s when I was working at the bar. The owner cut out a headline from our tiny local paper: Bush After a Quick Peace.

It hung there for years. I bet someone still has it.
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:29 PM   #5
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TASTELESS JOKE ALERT...

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"Paraplegics' Dance Friday Night..."
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:32 PM   #6
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*snickers*

I have a book that's a compilation of Jay Leno Headline News (back when he was really funny) and there's a whole section on 'plunging buses.' Buses plunge, a LOT, apparently.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:40 PM   #7
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You have to wonder how many of those were intentional.
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Old 03-28-2012, 04:01 PM   #8
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No shit.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:15 AM   #9
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I LOLED.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:16 AM   #10
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I wonder if they had to hack a phone to get that information?
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:57 AM   #11
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good shit
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Old 03-30-2012, 05:40 PM   #12
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WITHF? (What In The Holy Fuck?)

"Glee-ful accident" my ass...

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Old 03-30-2012, 05:45 PM   #13
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Yah. That Glee-ful accident looks pretty grim.
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Old 04-05-2012, 04:41 PM   #14
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That're? Really?

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Old 04-05-2012, 05:59 PM   #15
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That that're saved a whole half-space!
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